molly

Can't spell Molly without a couple L's

[molly @Mo_sley]

Do any other ex-gymnasts see gym rats doing “muscle ups” and think…. Nah that was just a kip from a dead hang … ?

[EM ❤️‍🔥 @emanuelbucio]

Other Countries looking at us throw tantrums because we have to wear masks.

[Cassie 🤍 @kittycassss]

My 2.5 year-old wore a mask for about 3 hours straight today. Didn’t take it off for a second, or complain.

I explained the importance, and how we wear it to keep EVERYBODY safe.

Apparently my toddler exhibits a level of empathy, maturity, and respect that grown adults cannot.

[culinary comedic relief 🎭🍳 @bobxgnarly]

Fella made a very good point here

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

When I go back to visit my hometown

[Taylor's tweeter @tayloohhh]

edit: open for a surprise

[molly @Mo_sley]

Me “it’s from that book we had to read in high school”

Kurtis “I didn’t read any books in high school”

.......

[molly @Mo_sley]

@tayloohhh Why do I feel like this is EVERY. TIME. I’m honest and you didn’t ask me to be but I was anyway hahah

[Auntie @WisKanSass]

April distance brings May existence.

[Shitkage @shitkage]

Buttercup I know the feel right about now

[molly @Mo_sley]

For any of y’all wondering what the future of covid-19 looks like, just watch carriers on Netflix. A prophecy @tayloohhh discovered back in the starz in demand days

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Shout out to all of the amazing teachers doing everything they can to continue teaching during the quarantine. You are heroes.

[Alex @alexmsanch]

My cat getting into the stuff on the table next to my bed at 3 am

[kyra shaí 💫 @KyraShaiGolden]

all of these spring breakers are going to return to their homestates & spread it even more. This was so preventable

[Dylan Wheeler @DylanWheeler_]

The perfect quarantine schedule,

4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again)
7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing

[Alex @alexmsanch]

catch me outside enjoying my day with one of these bad boys filled with disinfectant spray

[Kyra @KyRott2]

The fact that Peter’s mom said Madison wasn’t willing to compromise is the biggest example of how women are expected to lower our standards and compromise our faith when men can’t rise to the occasion. Sorry, but your son’s actions are the problem, not Madison. #TheBachelor