SoCalledPresident

[SoCalledPresident @MobBossTrump]

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT WOULD TAKE A VIRUS TO END A PLAGUE...

The more Trump lies and covers up the truth about coronavirus, the more he shows he cares about his political future rather than about people’s health. He’s a truly sick person. https://t.co/vVZbL6CclD

[SoCalledPresident @MobBossTrump]

This this. This.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

In a groundbreaking social initiative, Albuquerque, New Mexico launched a program that pays homeless individuals to clean streets, parks, and public areas.

The idea was simple — offers work, dignity, and purpose instead of punishment or pity.

The results were remarkable: over 70% of participants have now secured permanent housing or full-time employment, transforming their lives and communities alike. The city’s “There’s a Better Way” program proves that compassion-driven policies can be more effective than traditional welfare systems.

[SoCalledPresident @MobBossTrump]

@sportingpage You’re just waking up now and realizing Phil Jackson is a dick

[SoCalledPresident @MobBossTrump]

@TheHoopHerald Double him consistently. Run him ragged.

[SoCalledPresident @MobBossTrump]

https://t.co/TWynC0TNtq

[SoCalledPresident @MobBossTrump]

US judge orders removal of Trump's name from Kennedy Center - https://t.co/fXwuwAKbuA

[SoCalledPresident @MobBossTrump]

More cracks in the wall https://t.co/qnsylmUh2x

[SoCalledPresident @MobBossTrump]

Trump says stopping Iran's nuclear program outweighs Americans' economic pain - https://t.co/ImAgE9GqoO

[SoCalledPresident @MobBossTrump]

Seriously WTF!!!!!!

“I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation,”

Donald trump speaking to reporters before leaving for China.

[SoCalledPresident @MobBossTrump]

How to say FUCK OFF to your host erm hosts British style

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST NOW: The entirety of US Congress ERUPTS in a standing ovation when King Charles III drops this line

“Magna Carta is cited in at least 160 Supreme Court cases in 1789, not least as the foundation of the principle that executive power is subject to CHECKS AND BALANCES."

[SoCalledPresident @MobBossTrump]

@alaska_godosiyo It’s fantastic. Period.

[SoCalledPresident @MobBossTrump]

Like EVERYTHING from the shitbag nothing to see here.

Trump Administration Live Updates: U.S. Attorney Closes Inquiry of Fed Chair Pushed by Trump https://t.co/mRDdryp4oC via @NYTimes

[SoCalledPresident @MobBossTrump]

Elon Musk’s online posts show him increasingly focused on race and Whiteness https://t.co/gQONMxT5Nv

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‘Easily the Worst President in U.S. History’ https://t.co/fr396gGzfY via @NYTOpinion

[SoCalledPresident @MobBossTrump]

Assuring Russia’s ultimate defeat

$106 Billion Loan Reflects E.U.’s View That Peace in Ukraine Is Far Away https://t.co/4Nr8ETKdU7 via @NYTimes

[SoCalledPresident @MobBossTrump]

@native_am_pride Nonsense. Ride well. Happiest birthday

[SoCalledPresident @MobBossTrump]

@native_am_pride Happiest birthday to a real man 🫶🏻

[SoCalledPresident @MobBossTrump]

Prior White House spokespersons were all snakes in the grass Leavitt is far more devious because she is a snake pretending to be grass. https://t.co/kcMBtFM4Al

[SoCalledPresident @MobBossTrump]

This.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Please don’t send this to @realdonaldtrump or his family members. It would be wrong to remind everyone he was a 5-time draft dodger and a coward.

[SoCalledPresident @MobBossTrump]

O’Brien wrote books with trumpet knows him as well as anyone. This is a definitive delineation of the fecklessness and coming disaster because of it. https://t.co/MTV7RntciC

[SoCalledPresident @MobBossTrump]

Brutally magnificent

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response:

A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:

• Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.

• You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.