Being an NBA hater is dope because I can watch Brunson limp off the floor in great pain and think: hell yeah
& then watch Wemby be the worst 7footer in history and think: hell yeah
People who feel the need to pretend to like everyone seem miserable
Being an NBA centrist is dope because I can watch Luka shoot pull up 3s on prime Curry efficiency and think: hell yeah
& then watch Wemby be the best defender ever and catch a million lobs and think: hell yeah
People who feel the need to ride or die for 1 player seem miserable
Fake Trade: Who says no?
New York Knicks receive: Jaylon Tyson + Meleek Thomas (from CLE) + Andrew Wiggins (from MIA)
Miami Heat receive: James Harden (from CLE) + a small Knicks salary (e.g., Miles McBride or a minimum-contract player)
Cleveland Cavaliers receive: Mikal Bridges (from NYK)