Nick Gatenby

[Joyce ★ @illjoy_]

bro i cant stop laughing

[Schizo Abe @psych0kn0t_]

POV you are a disabled child hyperventilating on the sidewalk and your neighbor called for a wellness check

[Nick Gatenby @MobyNickk]

@ivyrxse I was just tryna help her improve her island bro!

[Nick Gatenby @MobyNickk]

@madyhartley @turneralxndr Can confirm 😞

[Nick Gatenby @MobyNickk]

@madyhartley

[Nick Gatenby @MobyNickk]

@lxvvey Is this intentional or unintentional manifesting?

[Nick Gatenby @MobyNickk]

@lxvvey Yeeterus

[Nick Gatenby @MobyNickk]

@lxvvey Doopy doopy doopy

[Nick Gatenby @MobyNickk]

@madyhartley So that was a fuckin lie

[Boids (Dave McElfatrick) @boidscomic]

Is there something in their DNA that make chefs always look like cunts

[Kris Wilson @_KrisWilson_]

A gingerbread man sits inside a gingerbread house. Is the house made of flesh? Or is he made of house? He screams, for he does not know.

[Boids (Dave McElfatrick) @boidscomic]

If your SO is sleeping and you're alone with the cat, repeat the phrase "blood curse" at the cat repeatedly. See who gets weirded out first

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

It's a little weird that bathroom etiquette has us washing our hands after we touch our genitals instead of before.

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

Something interesting to think about: Is a toilet just a chair that you poop on, or is a chair just a toilet that you don't poop on?

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

If you glue buttered toast onto a cat's back and drop it off a building, will you get arrested?

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

Another topic of discussion: Is a pizza just an unrolled Italian taco, or is a taco just a rolled up Mexican pizza?

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

This raises a question though: If tortillas are a bread and a sandwich is two bread pieces w/ stuff in between, are quesadillas sandwiches?