Mochi

Hi, I'm Mochi! I like treats, snoozing, and devouring the souls of the damned! Be my friend and pet me!

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary FÜQ DÄ PÕLÎCÉ

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For Thanksgiving I broke the wishbone and the souls of my enemies

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Blasting k-pop vids on youtube and ripping a toilet paper roll to shreds so call the cops I don’t give a shittttttt!!!!

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GOOD DOG: Loyal, nice, furry
BAD DOG: Mean, barks, bites
ME DOG: Laser vision of doom, laser feet of doom, laser mouth of doom

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You can’t arrest a dog!!!

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Aliens walk among us. You call them "fleas" and they cannot keep getting away with this.

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I eat hurricanes and it's supper time, baby.

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It's hard to type with beans!

(This took me thirteen minutes to type!)

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I want to watch the world burn in flame and build my kingdom in the ashes. #mochmallowsmores

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#ImSoTiny that one time I thought I was at the rodeo but it was just a grumpy cricket on a shoelace.

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A bug saw me today. #toosmalltoofurious

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Have two nervous hands and one soft Moch? Don't sweat the pets. #softrhymes

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My beans are for tiny burritos only. #pawlaw

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I want to eat a snowman made out of flesh and blood. #summersnack

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Reading about the downtrodden rising up and decapitating their queens and kings of old! #Jealous!