satoshi nikumoto

[satoshi nikumoto @Mocheezyc]

Believe me if it was men with different titles women would have already whined about how they only have one title

[Chisom Ogamba, PhD @CP_Ogamba]

Wait till you find out there’s a Ms
Miss: Single / not married
Mrs: Married
Ms: Divorced/ separated (you don’t have a Mr in your life anymore)

Then you realize that these titles are all dependent on the presence of/absence of a man in a woman’ life while a man is Mr throughout

[Natsmart @nathehinon_]

@faveda12 Grower

[satoshi nikumoto @Mocheezyc]

if we are to go by this logic that means if he was a good romantic partner and a poor dad she would still be with him, no?

[Nancy💚 @_Wanjru]

Mko na shida ya comprehension or?
I still don’t understand why this tweet has made people mad. A man can be a great dad and also he can be a terrible romantic partner.

[satoshi nikumoto @Mocheezyc]

skill issue

[julius Gitts @Julius_Gitts]

Brothers, I made a blunder na siezi taka young people warudie aki. You see, I got married at 23,I was young, energetic, full of life, but kichwa ya chini ilikua full of libido. Nlikua nadhani coitus itakua daily and I’d forever be happy. Weeeeeu! Bulandaa! In like 8 months hivi, hata kinyozi sikua naafford. Hapo ndio maisha yangu ya kulea Rasta ilianza.

[🧣 @notokiki]

“y’all are wanting spider-man but walk past peter parker everyday”

[satoshi nikumoto @Mocheezyc]

we tweet among retards

[satoshi nikumoto @Mocheezyc]

now google the richest black man in the world you retards

[satoshi nikumoto @Mocheezyc]

😭

[Ndaini @Ndaini_]

@CWashera45 Kuku miss tu..hahaha

[satoshi nikumoto @Mocheezyc]

my friend venye aliacha ngwai alisema the first thing he noticed ni dreams kua clear

[gvbe @gvbe7_]

Acho extremamente estranho o fato de fumar maconha e com isso tu simplesmente para de sonhar

[YH @YawshBM]

i can’t smoke w people who roll incense sized blunts

[Dr. Kipkoech Cheruiyot @kipkoecheruiyot]

condoms are free because they’re a public health intervention against HIV, STIs, unintended pregnancies etc, and benefit both genders. You can argue for free menstrual pads without dragging condoms and men into conversations.

[satoshi nikumoto @Mocheezyc]

nimepata reason ya kulewa leo

[Macharia Mariga @_storyteller00]

Officially a Masters student I'm so stoookeeed

[satoshi nikumoto @Mocheezyc]

??

[Laden @kipladennnn]

Lanes

[satoshi nikumoto @Mocheezyc]

halafu kuna niggaz wanang'ang'ana na madem walevi

[☘️🐉Big Mama💋👩‍⚖️ @nissi_nicole]

Ndio kuset kando ya Mighty River Yala

[satoshi nikumoto @Mocheezyc]

good point but terrible ai slop...guy has manicured nails😭

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

That woman you picked, no longer a virgin, some man did this to her and she looked at him with so much passion. But the past is the past 😭

[satoshi nikumoto @Mocheezyc]

unafanya nini kisii mzee

[Macharia Mariga @_storyteller00]

Ati mko piwaz?

[satoshi nikumoto @Mocheezyc]

Lamb akiongea denki tu throughout😂

[Macharia Mariga @_storyteller00]

Masaa iende haraka nikaskume series kejani. What a sinema Slow Horses is

[satoshi nikumoto @Mocheezyc]

the dad stance

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

Saw this video on TikTok and let out the loudest laugh juu enyewe why do guys do this?😂😂 specifically men. Ata gari imekwama kwa matope you'll see men appearing out of nowhere to help the driver na ata hawajuani

[satoshi nikumoto @Mocheezyc]

tf😂😂

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

@beauty_boy_ke Mpee yaishe

[satoshi nikumoto @Mocheezyc]

@thisismetro mines amepewa holiday book ya 32 pages na ako playgroup...like wtfff

[satoshi nikumoto @Mocheezyc]

si uende upromote my pal @JaymanNjen1382 unaeza pata deal fiti na pia mimi nianze kuchanga za mark X🙂

[Laden @kipladennnn]

Hii mwaka ikiisha kama sina hata Demio itabidi ningoje next year tena