Justice Homelander

Obviously a Homelander parody, you hope it’s a satirical one | SCOTUS @USofMock

[Justice Homelander @MockHomelander]

Here’s a thread of my achievements as Virginia Governor in @AmericanGov_ I am honored to be your Governor and am thankful for the opportunity to lead the Old Dominion to glory, you folks who voted me in are the real heroes!

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

“Wow! 20 of us went to dinner and we all agreed that Steve would cover the bill and you’ll never guess who disagreed with us…”

[Justice Homelander @MockHomelander]

@joeybbennett @OutOfKenTroll @RossDellenger @YahooSports Grad transfer, injury reduction shirt etc

[Dupree Ray Brown Jr @Shady_2311]

At Catholic Easter service last night in a navy blue suit. Couldn’t find dress socks so I didn’t wear any. Sisters friend came up asking me why I didn’t wear socks with my suit. I said there’s a motherfucker here with a Rex Burkhead jersey on I don’t wanna hear it.

[Bojan Tunguz @tunguz]

LOL

ROTFLMAO even

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

An entire generation of men was repeatedly told "gender is a social construct" only for them to have the rug pulled out from under them because of their gender which the law has evidently decided is very much not a social construct.

And then you ask what's radicalizing them.

[Carl Paulus @CarlPaulus]

You can tell that NPR and PBS have become hyperpoliticized and have lower viewership by the fact that every single news story about them shows Sesame Street, which moved to HBO a decade ago, rather than current programming.

[Benedict Spence @BenedictSpence]

What makes a pensioner more deserving of protection from market forces than, say, a young family?

[FergSZN @FergSZN]

Were you the first QB to turn the ball over 2x in one play in the modern era

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

Some people genuinely think like this and believe that's a good thing.

[Josh Stecklein🍏 @JmoneysteckNFL]

NFL Fans: Hurts can only look good with a million years in the pocket and wide open receivers deep down the sideline

Eagles fans: oh yeah? Well explain this highlight video of him hitting wide open receivers deep down the sideline with a million years in the pocket???

[A.B. (Tisch Out) @FantasyKash]

- Reports: Hurts struggles throwing to the middle
- Admin: Posts an underthrown go ball outside the numbers

[Jerusalem @JerusalemDemsas]

One of the largest spills of untreated wastewater in American history happened while an environmental review process held up sewer line repairs because they were studying risks to a flower and a bat.

[Julia Marie @julia_doubleday]

My dad is driving to DC for the first time since my mom died in Jan and he hit a deer. He called @AAA_Travel for help and a tow & they asked to speak to my mother. He informed them she just died & they said he can’t use the policy then & left a 70 year old grieving man stranded

[Right Angle News Network @Rightanglenews]

BREAKING - All patients on ventilators at a Cuban hospital died after the Irish band Kneecap used massive amounts of electricity during a “humanitarian performance” for fellow communists, while the performers and activists stayed in a five-star hotel with power.

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Tenant protection laws hit these sorts of places hard.

Apartment hotels only work when the landlord can come in with a couple of goons and throw your ass on the street as soon as you’re intolerably late on rent. Hampering the eviction process makes the math just stop working.

[Ezzy @ezzyskii]

Need you on the jury if I’m ever convicted of a crime.

[Billy Binion @billybinion]

I don’t claim to know the right punishment. But the wildest part of this story is that she can get her license back. Mary Lau’s defense claimed she hit 70+ mph because she mixed up the gas & the brake. If you’re too old to tell the difference there, you’re too old to be driving.

[Johann @LookAtMyMeat1]

Thank you ProZD for ruining casting in voice acting

[ib @Indian_Bronson]

Another thing Boomers let rot, but want to be in charge of fixing, and not have to pay for