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'Our Lord who art in Toronto, Wendel be thy name. Your Cup come, your will be done, on the ice as it is in NHL heaven'

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WE WANT JOE! @BonsieTweets https://t.co/n3L7DpKxRh

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@DArm91 @BleedblueRob Those look like green level tickets to any regular season Leafs game

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@breakfasttv Ottawa- if beige was a city.

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With the passing of Bob Cole (RIP), let’s not wait to honour those like him while we are lucky enough to still enjoy them.

@Bonsie1951 you are a legend. Every single @MapleLeafs fan misses having you on the tv broadcasts every game.

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#exterminatetherat

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@livlightslamp4 Duct tape and a board with a nail in it

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@PatCSportsFan Niiiice! What app is that?

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I’ve watched at least 60 games a year for 20 years. That’s 1200 games.

Avg broadcast time 2.5 hours.

Total time invested: 3,000 hours.

At min wage of $17.20/hr, I have invested $51,600 worth of my time in this team.

This is not worth it.

#LeafsForever ….or not.

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@breakfasttv it’s not the cut of Devo’s shirt- it’s the blazer and pearls that make him look like Marge in Chanel.

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I know the leafs haven’t had great luck against Boston in the past few playoff series…but now Boston is without their biggest advantage against us…Jake Gardiner. #LeafsForever

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Are the Leafs on CBC tonight?

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Men: I couldn’t get an erection once
Doctors: let’s get you meds right away and run some scans.

Women: for months I’ve been getting hot flashes, cramping, irregular periods, severe emotional imbalances, dry skin, fatigue..
Doctors: Come back in 6 months and we’ll start caring.

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That second Knies goal was so ridiculous that the Republicans are offering it the nomination #Leafs

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@mariocosentino7 My cat made a less offensive noise when I stepped on its tail

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I assume Tampa Bay just asks people if they can sing an anthem without actually listening to them first.

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@theJagmeetSingh Easy promise to make- but what is your actual plan??

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@sdpnsports @AdamWylde Does he have a bowel issue that we are not aware of? I feel that he always looks like he’s touching cloth.

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@daraobriain I thought you said it would be war poetry!?!

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Heartbroken. Been waiting for month to finally see @daraobriain in Toronto but now I have a bad case of Covid and have to stay home. I’ve been trying to see him in person since 2014.

Please Dara, try to not be too funny tomorrow. 🥺

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@CaylenDuke This wins life

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@daraobriain Booked a babysitter, took time off work and dinner reso made- so glad you’re coming back to Toronto!