mock

dangling in the tournefortia

[mock @Mock__Austin]

And you could have it all, my empire of dirt.

[Daniel but sports @throwing_daniel]

In restaurant situations the MLB app is like cocomelon for grown men with autism

[MLB Replays @MLBReplays_]

Yankees vs Diamondbacks 2001 World Series Game 7

[KC NoDak Brim 🇺🇸 @brim006]

Teddy knew it needed to be preserved forever.

[Quazi @FatherofManyMen]

Me looking to the random next to me at the bar when a girl comes up and gets served before us

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Cardinals RB Jeremiyah Love

[Raven Jade @HighwayyChild]

Salt River Canyon Rest Stop

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

I remember a psychiatrist once telling me that I gamble in order to escape the reality of life, and I told him that’s why everyone does everything.

― Norm Macdonald, 2016

[Just Another Pod Guy @TMTLongShort]

Seems like a good day to resurface this classic

[ESPN @espn]

Small price to pay to make history 🥇

[Colonel Jackie Treehorn 🇹🇹 @coljacktreehorn]

Matt McCusker is a top 7 bro of all time

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

Tbh I don’t think I’ll ever feel the way I did watching this happen live

[mock @Mock__Austin]

Fuck bad bunny. Me and my boys are doing this in the backyard for the halftime show

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

New combat sport league where heavyweights just sprint full speed into each other

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I gotta learn about more shit so I can make more jokes

[. @J0nesToChina]

Pro Bowl is really flag football in a warehouse on a Tuesday night omg man it’s never been more over for this event

[🆎 @theABinKC]

superbowl week has officially started

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

I swear to god, Watterson is a top 5 comedian of all time

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

I worry that your enjoyment of art is becoming secondary to tracking and charting your consumption of that art for many of you

[Movie Moments Analyst @Movies_analyst]

After Rob Reiner screened Stand by Me (1986) for Stephen King, he noticed that King was visibly shaking and wasn’t speaking.

Stephen King left the room, then returned and told Rob Reiner it was the best adaptation of his work he had ever seen. RIP Rob Reiner.

[Edmund @Kulambq]

Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.