Mr Yankee

Gbe won sare! 🏎️💨

[Mr Yankee @Mod3stmuzik]

Make nobody bobo you, Actually you can do anything you set your mind to. Just Envision it, Pray about it, create a plan for it then Execute it! Osanle! 🏎️💨

[Jude Bela @realJudebela]

The deal that created the current Nigeria.

#PowerandPlunder11

[Michael Sikand 🦑 @michaelsikand]

If you're wondering how Elon Musk will become the world's first trillionaire today.

This interview is pre-iPhone.

[Vicar🖤🥷 @socetyluvsvicar]

Na private chef I book oh, Wetin she Dey find for kitchen .

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

double text her bro, online advice no go suck your preek

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Falz dad, Femi Falana (SAN) along side Falz and Lagos other Lagos residents out protesting over insecurity in Lagos this morning ✊🏽🙌🏼

[🐬 @triplexdshott]

"there's always another guy"
na so e be too for my side, bitches on my left and right

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Hatewatch South Africa
Hatewatch Morocco next
Support Senegal against France
Hatewatch Ghana the next day.

God of banter, please deliver this World Cup Hatewatch masterclass. 🙏🏽

[Mr Yankee @Mod3stmuzik]

1 plus 1 is 2 Snoko 😂

[Don @Opresii]

After Mexico beat South Africa tonight we party with the Sinaloa Cartel

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

Our National grid needs 150 trillion naira upgrade to serve 24/7 electricity and someone cannot account for missing 210 trillion.

Just one person

[AYOXX🪖🇨🇦🇦🇺 @Ayomichaelxx]

Thank you olamide Baddo and Donjazzy.

You deserve all the respect the music industry can offer 🙏🏾❤️🪖.

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

“if you dey fear, no do am. and if you dey do am, no fear”

changed my life fr. not even joking

[Æ @RobinaxOg]

Her excellency was his deputy governor - a woman.

Your brain is not an ornament. Use it

[Chetuya Chinagolum @Chetuyachinago]

President Bola Ahmed Tinubu just provided further details on his heavily hyped Renewed Hope Agenda, and the sheer mathematics of this project is deeply disturbing, especially since this mega scheme is aggressively marketed as a lifeline to better the lives of ordinary Nigerians.

In the quoted tweet below, President Tinubu claimed that exactly ₦128 billion in mortgages has been generously delivered to 1,859 families at a fixed interest rate of 9.75% spread over 20 long years through the Ministry of Finance Incorporated.
On the surface, this looks like the ultimate utopian dream project, primarily because a 9.75% mortgage rate is ridiculously low, especially when you compare it to the predatory standard market rates which presently sit anywhere between 20%, 25%, 30%, or even higher depending on the bank.
However, even with this seemingly charitable low interest rate, a simple, cold mathematical breakdown instantly exposes that these supposed affordable homes are entirely out of reach for the average, hardworking Nigerian in whose very name this multibillion Naira PR project is being violently advertised.

To see this blatant scam, simply divide ₦128 billion among 1,859 families, and you will rapidly discover that the average mortgage size is a staggering, eye-watering ₦68.8 million per home. Now, under the exact terms quoted by Tinubu, which is 9.75% interest over 20 years with a mandatory 10% equity contribution of roughly ₦6.8 million, a single family would have to reliably cough up roughly ₦600,000 to ₦650,000 every single month just to service this impossible mortgage.

This mathematical reality clearly demonstrates that the policy architects behind this Renewed Hope Agenda have completely, and spectacularly lost their minds, their touch with reality, and their basic common sense.
First of all, the brand new minimum wage recently signed into law in Nigeria is an alleged, highly disputed ₦70,000, which is an insulting amount that many state governors claim they cannot even afford to pay, sustain, or budget for. Even with this symbolic, poverty-level wage, the average Nigerian that these houses are supposedly built for would genuinely need to starve, save every single kobo, and work for one full uninterrupted year just to afford a single one-month mortgage repayment. Currently, absolutely no middle-class citizen in Nigeria with an honest, verifiable, and legitimate source of living can ever afford to burn this massive amount every month for a house, no matter how stupid, lavish, or financially reckless they want to be.

Now this begs the incredibly obvious, screaming question: why on earth is the Tinubu administration deliberately wasting ₦128 billion (a massive $90 million) to provide subsidized affordable housing to a tiny fraction of 1,859 families who are obviously loaded with cash, highly connected, financially immune, and can easily afford luxury apartments, fund their own private estates, secure massive commercial bank loans, or buy premium properties outright?
This ridiculous allocation of scarce public funds makes zero strategic sense because the exact amount quoted for this vanity project is comfortably enough to buy about 4 highly advanced MQ-9 Reaper drones, fully equip them, heavily arm them, and ship them straight to the bleeding frontlines of Northern Nigeria.
These military-grade drones can stay airborne for 30 continuous hours, monitor the entire terror-infested forests in Borno in less than one hour, track moving targets, and violently update the Nigerian military in real time for any mass gatherings of armed bandits, hostage holding areas, illegal gold mining operations, or cross-border insurgent movements.

The colossal amount of money involved in this project is not merely the ₦128 billion senselessly wasted so far. Obviously, before this entire grand, systemic money laundering scheme is fully completed, more than ₦320 billion will have magically vanished, migrated, and evaporated from the Nigerian Treasury directly into the bloated private offshore accounts of ghost contractors, corrupt civil servants, APC campaign financiers, loyal party chieftains, and the ruling party's untouchable inner circle.

This is complete madness. Our brave men in uniform are constantly being taken by surprise, ambushed, and rounded up by ragtag terrorists simply because their vulnerable forward operating bases do not come equipped with basic acoustic sensors, infrared thermal cameras, night vision goggle, or basic aerial reconnaissance drones to serve as early warning mechanisms. Yet the Commander in Chief is cheerfully burning hundreds of billions of Naira under the guise of public welfare, deliberately laundering public treasury funds into the deep back pockets of shady construction companies, and happily providing heavily subsidized affordable housing to his ultra-rich, highly privileged, and politically connected friends.

[Mr Yankee @Mod3stmuzik]

@BlaqBonez Omo e Dey burst head 😂😂😂

[A.K.A @kayzywizzzy]

Sometimes he’s not broke. You’re just not worth spending money on.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“We see government institutions doing the wrong thing and telling people to go to court. When a thief tells you to go to court, just know that his brother is the judge.” — Former President, Goodluck Jonathan

[Mr Yankee @Mod3stmuzik]

Do you copy? 🧏🏾‍♂️

[HIGHEST IN THE ROOM @HighkushSmoke]

Micheal Jackson keh, e see wetin go happen in the future, e rush kpai, dem for use mara step finish ham 😂😂

[𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪👾 @gmltony]

“Instead of Remi Tinubu to be in the kitchen and take care of her husband, she is busy interfering in the affairs of Warri” - Warri Chief