Modern Dad Survival

offers insightful and experiential articles about being a father in the modern world. Plus Dad Jokes!

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Friendly reminder. Happy Thanksgiving 🦃🍁

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Get the juiciness of a fried Turkey w/o the fryer! #Turkey

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Here is an AI generated letter to the #OpenAI board about #SamAltman and #GregBrockman firing. Took about 10 seconds. Well done AI!

No wonder things move so quick over there!

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Get the juiciness of a fried Turkey w/o the fryer! #Turkey

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Get your jokes ready for #Halloween !

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Here it is folks! Simplify pumpkin carving !! #Halloween

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School is back in session! Congrats to parents for making it through the summer. Now have your kids get paid for getting good grades.

Find a bank/credit union that will pay you for good grades in your home state:

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#BackToSchool is in full swing. Find a bank in your state that will give your kids money for good grades.

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Ends today!! If you used Facebook between 2007-2022, you are eligible to file a claim as part of the class action lawsuit related to privacy violations. Payouts are unknown as size of candidate pool is still being determined but est. at $5. #freemoney

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Great to see the state schools cranking out Millionaires!

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#back_to_school season is here. Get your kids a bank account that pays them for good grades. See our list of banks that pay for A’s!

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#FreeMoney #BacktoSchool2023

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The 80’s were a transformative era for video games. We entered the 80’s playing Pac Man and exited with Punch Out. See if your favorite video game cracked the list of the top selling video games of the 1980’s!

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#videogames

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Great opportunity to help kiddos and grab a beer!

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Are you coming to see us this weekend??
Don't forget, we are having a School Supply Drive to help our local kiddos get #backtoschool!

Bring in new or like new supplies when you visit us for your favorite beer! #2ndshiftbrewing

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#back_to_school season is here. Get your kids a bank account that pays them for good grades. See our list of banks that pay for A’s!

https://t.co/ly5GERuFyE

#FreeMoney #BacktoSchool2023

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Sports City Ranking by Joy/Misery has been updated heading into the MLB Trade Deadline/back half of MLS season.

Who will join KC, Denver and Las Vegas with major sports championships in 2023.

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Find a bank/credit union in your area that will pay your kids for getting good grades this school year. #FreeMoney for A’s and B’s!

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#backtoschool Banks will pay your kids for good grades. Find a bank near you that pays for A’s and B’s. #FreeMoney

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Back to School is upon us! No longer do you have to pay out of pocket for good grades. Find a bank that will do that for your kids in our list of banks that pay kids for good report cards!

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#freemoney

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I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me.

For more #dadjoke hilarity:

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Hot off the press and a strong reference to the dreaded Kidnapper Van! Children of the 90's watch out!

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I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me.

For more #dadjoke hilarity:

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