Moddiply

I have fun so you don't have to! | Twitch Affiliate | Wholesomeverse Member | "Voice actor"
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@OlexaYT @orbitalpotato @Wholesomeverse Okay Google, put the eyes looking left emoji then send tweet.

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@OlexaYT Just leave 'em, they're very edible, the stems aren't great to chew though. If we're talking worst herb to find a piece of in your bite of food (but still tasty), it's cloves 100%. You either crack it unexpectedly with your teeth or feel it stab you on the way down your throat.

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@OlexaYT If I wore a pink maid outfit live on stream you can share a pic of kilt-lexa. Just don't inform the people if you're wearing it uhh, "traditionally".

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I'm going to start a chain restaurant opposing Subway called "Domway".
It's basically just a normal Subway, but when you walk in, the person behind the counter just looks you up and down and then makes a sandwich without your input and you have to eat it in front of them.

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@OlexaYT You put them back in the broken shell halves like god intended and slurp them out like an oyster.

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I think I'll start adding "______, but" qualifiers to the start of sentences that don't really fit, like:
"I'm not one to brag, but it sure is a nice sunny day outside."
Or
"Maybe I'm just a hopeless romantic, but I'd like a chicken Caesar salad, ranch on the side."

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My friend Thule just custom-designed his drill to wear a clip-on skirt for fun.

Thule's tool's tooled to tutus too.

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I was given a scratchy lottery ticket at work today and came to the realization that it's basically like uncovering a tiny, shitty treasure map that always leads to either a nearby garbage can, or some random gas station for 2 dollars and half a slurpee.

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@JonusLive I do cut them myself, but can't ever get a perfect half.

Also, everything bagels with Asiago cheese baked in are my current go-to.

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What evil baking warlock cursed all bagels so that it's impossible to cut one perfectly in half? I'm tired of slightly lopsided or re-angled cuts on my bagels. Is this a plot from the company who patented the stationary bread slicer? I WANT ANSWERS

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Fun Fact:
If you walk up to two people and shout "Beyblades Beyblades, Let It Rip!" and mime pulling cords on both of their backs, they are legally obligated to spin rapidly and knock into each other until only one remains standing. The winner gets to commit one crime for free.

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@PentaHybrid Chanandler Bong?

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Dear font companies, if your font turns the word "billing" into this monstrosity maybe seek a new career path.

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@WalnutWonder2 Coffee brand. Idk, just some Winco dark sumatra.

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I just spilled a tiny amount of coffee in my mask at work. Now the world smells like dark roast. Neat!

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One of my new favorite things is responding to my needy cat's meow by saying "Bet you won't say that to my face!" and staring intently at her.
Sometimes she backs off, other times it develops into a full-blown cat argument about whether she needs food 24 hours a day.

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@SpongeBob Yes. This is why I wore one on stream. Anyone who says otherwise is clearly crazy and should be promptly ignored.

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I'm never living the package opening stream down am I?
Well, at least all the art has been amazing! Thanks @Sproutkid_ & @_5thAlice_ !

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Instead of saying: "Now we're cooking with gas!" (weak, bland, vague)
Try: "Now we have lit the grill of progress with the propane of hard work and dedication!" (cool, concise, sophisticated)

You're welcome.