Model Mom

[Model Mom @ModelMomSaid]

It’s “travel somewhere exotic to shoot for summer” season...call me , I’m free for the next three months #caribbeanplease #shitmodelmomssay

[Model Mom @ModelMomSaid]

Will the real NYFW please stand up? Does this fashion show at the Holiday Inn Ballroom count? #fakers #shitmodelmomssay

[Model Mom @ModelMomSaid]

School started! That means bookings coming in every day #timing #nowimbusy #shitmodelmomssay

[Model Mom @ModelMomSaid]

Please book us out all next week. Then we’re free for 1 day, booking out again for 2 wks. Free 2 days then booking out for 3 wks. Get the point? #lovesummer #shitmodelmomssay

[Model Mom @ModelMomSaid]

Can we please only do jobs in summer when it rains? We book out all days that the sun shines #shitmodelmomssay

[Model Mom @ModelMomSaid]

Summer....here we are. Pool, beach, camp, 2 hr jobs and winter coats outside on a tar filled rooftop in NYC. Livin the dream #shitmodelmomssay

[Model Mom @ModelMomSaid]

A 2 hr job takes 5 hrs! It can still mean a full day off school and cover at least one meal. My kid only showed up for Phys Ed and left for the day #shitmodelmomssay

[Model Mom @ModelMomSaid]

Come all ye....street kids!??? And models. All come to the casting, we’ll try and see over 1000 kids in 4 hrs. Bring snacks. #justsayhellno #iveputinmytime #shitmodelmomssay

[Model Mom @ModelMomSaid]

Ahhh that job in Brooklyn ...always on a Friday in summer. Don’t these clients have a shore house to get to!? #shitmodelmomssay

[Model Mom @ModelMomSaid]

30 mins into NYC in rush hour..it’s a miracle. 2 hrs to get home on the same day in rush hour. I don’t understand the math!?where did they all come from!? #shitmodelmomssay

[Model Mom @ModelMomSaid]

Sweatpants are a sign of defeat...RIP Karl Lagerfeld #modelmomsaid

[Model Mom @ModelMomSaid]

I despise the studio in Long Island City with every fiber of my being...you could drive NY to DC faster than you can drive NJ to LIC #shitmodelmomssay

[Model Mom @ModelMomSaid]

At least it’s not raining inside the Holland Tunnel #justsaynotothisone #rainycommuteforwhat #shitmodelmomssay

[Model Mom @ModelMomSaid]

4 hr casting . 3 hr commute to job. 4 hr job. You do the Math. #glamornotglamor #shitmodelmomssay

[Model Mom @ModelMomSaid]

Ah summer....pool days, sleeping late and every client booking only 2 hr jobs #shitmodelmomssay

[Model Mom @ModelMomSaid]

We’re back- missed the NYC traffic, long useless castings and 2 hr low paying jobs. #shitmodelmomssay @ModelMomSaid

[Model Mom @ModelMomSaid]

New phrase..."TIME SUCK"..when the Pharma casting is an hour and a half wait with every breakdown imaginable. Don't invite everyone next time! @shitmodelmomssay

[Model Mom @ModelMomSaid]

I told my kid to be “peppy and high energy” for that TV casting. Wait..what...now he has to pretend to be sick? Low energy? Sad face? Nooooo!! #shitmodelmomssay

[Model Mom @ModelMomSaid]

I hit a new low- my kid got released from H&M before we even got home from the casting #therewastraffic #shitmodelmomssay

[Model Mom @ModelMomSaid]

Things that make my day...catering and suspension of street cleaning #parktheneat #shitmodelmomssay