John "Musty Rider" Madden

Big Sky Guy | 2x ZBT Pledgmaster | Not Jewish | Cal Poly '95 | 4x Divorcé | 2x Musty Rider | Corona Lime Enjoyer

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

Beev, what do we think about therapy? Is it gay still or can I make an appointment so I don't keep having these thoughts?

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

@PushDrawMafia Drive by mog

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

Get my boy @myweinerburns to 100 followers by the time I wake up and I'll dox the song I lost my V card to

[William “burning willy” Von Bismark @myweinerburns]

My buddy is wearing a skull cap rn, you are NOT Mason Taylor big dog

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

@holehunter6969 Somehow you are both of these tards

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

@ret44rdgroy Aight just don't try again homie, I'll be pissed

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

@ret44rdgroy Yo where were you 5 years ago when my fuckass little brother was breaking my shit

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

@CarlosFuegoM @EDawgFromHome mentioned

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

@BlackmanEsq 5'5" ain't that bad brotha

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

@john_rich_finch Oops

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

Aight guys, back from the date. Went so well that y'all are getting #feet dox tomorrow

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

@john_rich_finch You can finally stop begging for dawgs in the DMs ❤️

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

@AlfordAnderson0 @TigersWoodjwg Alford, he took my underwear down too. Homie should've at least gotten ISS

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

@pat_pistol_ii

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

@BackNineRich Richie can we get context

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

@BeauBagz Beau, my steak was very juicy tn so I'm a tad suspicious

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

Y'all I'm still on the high from my date and will be up late planning out my new future. DM if you'd like to #correspond with ya boy

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

@pat_pistol_ii You can't buy gas until the new card arrives and have to rely on Indian Uber drivers.

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

@DougMcDividend At the disco?

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

@yabois6 Back at ya, Jakey.

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

Date Update:
-No tables free/Sitting at the bar🤨
-Ribeye: Medium rare 🤤
-Second date already scheduled 😍
-Buns are off the table for tn 🥺
More details to follow

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

@claire_ismm Just by choice bc she's not a fan. I don't mind

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

Date tn with a girl who doesn't drink. Do I:

[John "Musty Rider" Madden @ModerateBatman]

@BillRTDB I think she's ok so far, she'll need alcohol to tolerate me though