The Modern Barkeep

Pro or amateur, mixing fun cocktails is a great skill. Let’s have some fun.

[The Modern Barkeep @ModernBarkeep]

Watching @TODAYshow story on the @NBA Finals this morning and wondering how I can get excited for the highlights they show when they cover the scoreboard with the large blue graphic with text on what story I’m watching. Were they down by 1 or 20? No idea.

[The Modern Barkeep @ModernBarkeep]

Your regular Mike is at the bar complaining to his buddy about his wife. You answer the bar phone—it’s Mike’s wife asking if he is there. What do you do? #barkeep #bartender #barquestions

[The Modern Barkeep @ModernBarkeep]

Cinco de Mayo is past, but we’re still celebrating! Our recipe for the Margarita. #bartender #barkeep #tequila

[The Modern Barkeep @ModernBarkeep]

Don’t let @espn fool you today with their graphics tricks—it’s @DukeWBB vs @UCLAWBB . That Louisiana team lost on Friday.

[The Modern Barkeep @ModernBarkeep]

Hey @YouTubeTV maybe for our extra $10/month throw us unlimited streams for free for special times such as March Madness. #LiveTV #ManyGamesOnly3Streams

[The Modern Barkeep @ModernBarkeep]

Learned this week that the next @DisneyCruise ship ‘Treasure’ will include a #HauntedMansion bar. @Disney hit me up if you need some help with it. Spent the last month doing likewise in my garage. 😊👻

[Al Holtz @al_holtz]

Drive, don’t fly. Incoming @United was late for ‘assisting customers’. Advised IAD agent & FAs that I wouldn’t make next flight. Asked agent upon deplaning to let gate know I’m on the way. Sprinted to next gate to arrive 2 minutes before departure, plane left 3 minutes early…

[Al Holtz @al_holtz]

Both @USAToday and @TodayShow ran a story on how @United holds flights for connections. Nope. How did United compensate me? Booked me 5 hours later, ALSO DELAYED. My reason to fly thru ORD ends soon—time for any other airline. #suchpoorservice @tomcostellonbc

[The Modern Barkeep @ModernBarkeep]

We’re in love, we’re in love (with #Elf) and we don’t care who knows it! @Jon_Favreau @madisonnholtz @monica_holtz

[The Modern Barkeep @ModernBarkeep]

@RegalMovies I always hear that theaters make all their profit off concessions. I have been in line for 15 minutes, and will likely miss the start of the movie 15 minutes from now. If you want to make money, make it easier for people to spend it.

[The Modern Barkeep @ModernBarkeep]

@JoanneVerbeek Psychology—at least as of today! Thanks for asking.

[The Modern Barkeep @ModernBarkeep]

@jockosims @zonker35 @NBCNewAmsterdam @NBCThisisUs @nbc #thirtysomething was the best of its time, and largely due to the work of @zonker35

[The Modern Barkeep @ModernBarkeep]

After only seeing commercial break promos, I already love @jockosims new show #NewAmsterdam

[The Modern Barkeep @ModernBarkeep]

Wow, do I feel slow. Just now watching TV I came to the realization that Laliari is also Fran. @missipyle is double awesome and I didn’t even know it. #GalaxyQuest #Dodgeball

[The Modern Barkeep @ModernBarkeep]

@DylanDreyerNBC LOVE you on Today, so feel I need to let you know that you missed pointing out a great segue from Serena in a ‘Cat Suit’ to the next story on Anne Hathaway.

[Heinz US @HeinzTweets]

Want #mayochup in stores? 500,000 votes for “yes” and we’ll release it to you saucy Americans.

[The Modern Barkeep @ModernBarkeep]

My daughter and her #dance crew danced in #LA this summer. This is her video of the fun! #GDC #SheDidntSeeEricDane https://t.co/6YTgnJmO2O

[The Modern Barkeep @ModernBarkeep]

Is it just me, or do the white horns ruin the #LARams helmet? Need a gold edge or something. #DALvsLAR

[Elyse Mirto @elysemirto]

Tonight 8pm Get your hand mirrors ready & ur knickers in a twist 4 #CollectiveRage @BostonCourt #LAthtr #funnywomen #westcoastpremier

[The Modern Barkeep @ModernBarkeep]

Hey #Packers fans--feel better by recalling the wild card round victory over Eli and the Jets. #NFLMobile #HavingIssues