Jesse Ventura 2024

The REAL reason Chico Santana quit Twitter. Movie star, sex symbol, tequila connoisseur, politician, American hero & Prince of Tijuana, McMahon. (Parody, duh.)

[Jesse Ventura 2024 @ModernDayBody]

My sources say Andrade had an elevated count of Chico’s Tacos in his bloodstream, Monsoon!

[Jesse Ventura 2024 @ModernDayBody]

WELL, WELL, WELL MONSOON! WOULD YOU LOOK AT WHO DECIDED TO KICK THE BUCKET TODAY!

[Jesse Ventura @GovJVentura]

I'm so excited for Saturday Night's Main Event this week! Can't wait to dust off some of the old 1980's wardrobe...

[Jesse Ventura @GovJVentura]

Why did I come back? For moments like these... @WWE @CMPunk

[Jesse Ventura 2024 @ModernDayBody]

Clearly when Dino Bravo set the world bench press record in 1988, Monsoon.

[WWE @WWE]

What is the greatest feat of strength in WWE history?

[Jake “The Snake” Roberts @JakeSnakeDDT]

My comments after attacking Sting in August 1992.

A thirst that cannot be quenched and a hunger that cannot be satisfied.
😈🐍

#TrustMe #AEW #AEWDynamite

[Jesse Ventura 2024 @ModernDayBody]

It’s about time someone got after that Okerlund…

[Jesse Ventura 2024 @ModernDayBody]

Gotta watch out for Chico’s Latin temper, Gorilla. He’s got no problem gettin down and dirty, Tijuana-style!

[Rasslin' History 101 @WrestlingIsKing]

I could speak the virtues of Tito Santana all day,every day.every single time I post something of Tito on here,I always speak of his durability and reliability,the fact that he was equally adaptable at singles and tag team wrestling,the fact that he could keep things scientific and clean in the ring,but could also match fists and fire with anyone,just as easily,and the fact that he could always be counted on to deliver a solid bout,time in,time out.going back to the earliest days of my wrestling fandom,all the way to here and now,I've always held Tito Santana in very high regard as one of my absolute favorite wrestlers ever

[Meltzer in the 90s @ObserverQuotes]

Roddy Piper and Jesse Ventura will do an ABC TV pilot where they play a tag team of wrestlers who are undercover cups. [2/90]

[Jesse Ventura 2024 @ModernDayBody]

I was diving in the Gulf of Tonkin while you were picking your nose in middle school, McMahon!! Watch your mouth, jack!

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

What are the fucking navy seals for then ?????

[Jesse Ventura 2024 @ModernDayBody]

More like Nimrod, McMahon.

[Beer Baron @BeerBaron4life]

Need to refer to her as “Nimrata” like @ModernDayBody refers to Tito as “Chico”.

[Jesse Ventura 2024 @ModernDayBody]

I don’t know what’s more ridiculous, Monsoon: you doing the job to Chump Hogan or Warner Wolf’s hairstyle.

[Jesse Ventura 2024 @ModernDayBody]

Who’d want their kid taught by Chico??

[Bill Meltzer @billmeltzer]

Former college and pro football player Merced Solis -- better known as pro wrestler Tito Santana-- became a middle school teacher in NJ after his days in the ring. Today was his last day in the classroom before retiring at age 70. Quite the career!

[Go Follow @deepcutsWCW - Deep Cuts is There Now! @WCWCuts]

On this July 1994 episode of WCW Worldwide, they did an angle where Steve Austin wouldn’t stop attacking Ricky Steamboat.

After some low-card wrestlers failed to stop Austin, they send out the least likely person in the company to back Austin off. Jesse Ventura is incredulous.

[Rasslin' History 101 @WrestlingIsKing]

Jesse Ventura,WrestleMania IV!

[Jesse Ventura 2024 @ModernDayBody]

This unquestionably should be hanging in the Met right now, Monsoon. The attention to detail and the contrast in color utilized by Haney here is the best work since Michelangelo threw some paint on that church ceiling, Gorilla!

[Hal Haney @HalHaneyArt]

Predator is one of my all time favorite movies. Here’s my Jesse/Blaine split portrait from a while back.

[VINCENT KENNEDY GODDAMN MCMAHON @AlphaV1nce]

JUST ASK RICHARD BELZER, PAL! RIGHT, JUSSE? @ModernDayBody

[Jesse Ventura 2024 @ModernDayBody]

Let me tell you something, Meltzer, I’m as real as a heart attack, Jack! When I see you next, get ready for a 5 Star beating!

[Meltzer in the 90s @ObserverQuotes]

"Jesse the Body Ventura" is not a person, but the name of a role played by actor Jim Janos first within the world of pro wrestling. [12/98]

[Jesse Ventura 2024 @ModernDayBody]

The pleasure was all his, Meltzer.

[Meltzer in the 90s @ObserverQuotes]

Hogan said he was running for President and kissing Ventura's ass well past the point of nausea. [11/98]

[OVP - Retro Wrestling Podcast @ovppodcast]

OUT NOW!

We briefly swing by Prime Time Wrestling with Gorilla & Jess.

It's all part of the 11/2/85 WWF Canon!

Watch with us here:
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