mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️

𝘩𝘦/𝘩𝘪𝘮 • 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳 • 𝘱𝘰𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘷𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘬 • 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮: 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘺_𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘺

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

talking dirty whilst having sex wearing a condom like, “ooh yeah, that's good pussy, probably. i mean, i assume, but i dunno for sure. i hope to find out one day. if that would be ok with you.”

[Bela Lugosi (supposedly dead) @Frankpembleton6]

To fool stupid people, and it’s still working today

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

@TheSaurus831 'Mr Inbetween' and 'American Vandal'

Thank me later

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

Trump always gets excited to interact with Gianni cos he has ‘infant’ in his name

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

my three less obvious must-watch shows are:

Mr Inbetween
Jury Duty/Company Retreat
American Vandal

enjoy!

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

a spiritual victory of sorts for Palestine 🇪🇸🇵🇸

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

if i say Emi Martínez has never been a World Top 3 GK people lose their minds n point to the fact he's won a World Cup, but if i said the same about Lloris or Barthez who've also won a World Cup people would agree with me without question 🤷🏻‍♂️

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

what’s it called when you’re smart but everything you do is fucking stupid

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

@Favwontmiss well if you've only just caught onto it, then...

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

@KingsleeThunder sorry mate but that's a hard-drive-checking offence 😅

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

i eat meat but if you're performatively anti-veggie/anti-vegan you're a fucking loser

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

especially since one of the women i married was Big Amy

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

they said it was low on my part to marry two women at the same time, but idk, i think it was bigamy

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

They thought it was cute when she was talking about the environment, but the second she started talking about how it was tied to capitalism & imperialism they had to shut her down lmao

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

Depressed people being prescribed medicine that makes them fat and unable to fuck as a final indignity

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

@mitrajoy_ @itsdeaann

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

@tonydpoison got salmonella looking at this