mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️

𝘩𝘦/𝘩𝘪𝘮 • 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳 • 𝘱𝘰𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘷𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘬 • 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘮: 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘺_𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘺

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

quite the feat for it to be just you and millie bobby brown talking and you come across as the more insufferably obnoxious one

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

self-proclaimed empaths are the pseudo-spiritual equivalent of a dude who swears he's a “nice guy”

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

someone should debate @itsdeaann and argue how can he be so articulate and on point yet still define himself as a liberal like an absolute wet wipe instead of as an out-and-out leftist, cos stanning kamala and crying over charlie kirk is not the one

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

i hate that i know how people are gonna behave and react to stuff because i can't minority-report-style hold them liable pre-crime cos they haven't acted shitty yet, but then they inevitably do act shitty and i'm just like “i fuckin knew it and could've stopped their bullshit.”

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

my main takeaway from that mayim bialik clip of her crying over the truth on a t-shirt is that it sounds as though she's failed in brainwashing her sons with zionist ideology

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

i'd just shove the soap
up my ass
in the prison showers

check
mate

– grupi whaur

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

of course
the main problem
with having
a liberal democracy
is that it means
everyone is entitled
to their shit
wrong opinion

– grupi whaur

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

@tonydpoison you get the choice of either beetroot or red cabbage with a bowl of scouse but i always opt for beetroot

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

@HamasCOO the main takeaway from this is that she seems to have failed to brainwash her lads with zionist ideology

[🧡Lulu🌾; @ItsLulu_7]

Capitalist freedom is to aquire as much money as they can for the rich

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I’ve never seen rich people fighting among themselves to defend the poor, but I have seen poor people fighting among themselves to defend the rich.

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

do this exercise
to failure
you say?
well that's easy
cos i'm already
a failure

– grupi whaur

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

the level of indie bands that came out of the Noughties, particularly mid-decade, is ridiculous and has been unmatched since

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

“if you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.” – che guevara

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

in merseyside they don't say “ice lolly” they say “𝒍𝒐𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒊𝒄𝒆” and i think that's beautiful

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

you just know France Perrion is the type of white person who's harped on about “absent black fathers” in the past

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

@miasonys0n sin cos tan?

pretty racist of you, Maths

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

guys who already have big dicks shouldn't get to reap the benefits of summer-dick too 🤷🏻‍♂️🙈

[mattyDELaney 🔻🌻☘️ @moderndaydelboy]

Facebook with this reminder. i think this was something my dad came out with during a Skype session, in reference to some of the right-leaning characters he'd interact with in the pub, at least one of whom obviously accused him of being grumpy.
(da's dead, for added context 🪦)