Aidan James

The Scott Walker of Britpop

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

'everyone grieves differently’

Erika Kirk:

[Kylo Rey 🇦🇷🇺🇸 @KylooREY]

@nwccfc €11 : River Plate 🇦🇷 vs Mineiro 🇧🇷

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Neymar is an embarrassing little cunt

[big duntles @biglunty]

girl your body is chippy tea

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

João Pedro to Newcastle, done deal and here we go! Full agreement as Watford have now accepted final, official bid worth £25m fixed fee, £5m add-ons. 🚨⚪️⚫️🇧🇷 #NUFC

Deal will also include sell-on clause for 10%. Personal terms already, as been told contract will be until 2028.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

One of the best parts about Lula's victory in Brazil 🇧🇷 is watching in real time all those Polymarket/Kalshi bros eat shit and lose their money.

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

nightmare blunt rotation

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Today at Southwark Crown Court, Chris Brown, Russell Brand and Tommy Robinson are all appearing in court.

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

The recruitment has taken a battering at Manchester United over the last 10 years & rightly so….
But we need to shout out…
Ayden Heaven - £1m 😱
Still lots to learn but called upon once again & delivered!

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

best part of the yanited manager cycle is when they always somehow manage to plumb a new nadir that makes their fans nostalgic for all their previous unprecedented disaster hires

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

sad that this means the end of Carrick but excited to see how many days it takes before Conte is calling them all bastards

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

David Moyes says #mufc must improve in a number of areas, including passing, creating chances and defending.

[EAMO @EamoV1]

Watching Man Utd these days is like meeting the kid who bullied you at school, 20 years on, working as a human sign post for a golf sale.

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

might get heavily into the genre known only as "music you get hit with on instagram"

[Dave Benson Phillips @DaveBensonPhill]

Jeffrey Archer

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

Moyes never does well away at the big clubs.

[Dave Benson Phillips @DaveBensonPhill]

Re; my recent tweet... the word I meant to type was 'clocks', and not the word that actually appeared in my tweet.

My sincerest apologies to those who were shocked or offended by my previous message, which was meant to be helpful. I was in a queue waiting for my takeaway meal.

[Dave Benson Phillips @DaveBensonPhill]

Have a good night whatever you're doing... and don't forget to put your cocks back.

[⛩️ @7ahul]

Donnarumma when he has to face a shot on target

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

it's never been more over

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

probably should've read the reviews of this takeaway before ordering