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Fleet of foot. Sound of mind.

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@emilykmay @dangainor I mean having your penis in someone’s mouth is pretty vulnerable

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@HisDirknesS The reporters that “cover” the team are pretty useless tbh

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@KenGardner11 Republicans love his slop 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@ASimpleManView @SeanTrende @baseballcrank Are you counting the sale of services in this calculation? If not, why not?

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@Aella_Girl Between this and glosso it seems like you’re aging into madam status?

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@KenGardner11 Centcom was literally caught in a big lie just yesterday… try to be a bit less credulous of this government man

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@mitxhelI They are both to blame, you simply can’t play two non shooters at the same time against playoff defenses. Look at the final four teams, none of them try to play that way.

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@BasedHarun @pegobry_en Surely nobody actually believes this nonsense lmao

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@KuKhahil GGs smh. Just absurdly dumb.

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@Average_NY_Guy Do you deny that Israel wanted this war and lobbied Trump to start it? That’s not even really controversial…

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@Liberta_Massimo @JonahDispatch @JohnDalyBooks How exactly does making Pulte DNI undo the stupidity of the Iraq war. You’ve got plenty of characters, walk me through in is as much detail as you can please.

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@Liberta_Massimo @JonahDispatch @JohnDalyBooks Don’t you feel a bit pathetic as you write stuff like this?

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@Conner_DKC We just had the down year though?

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@RealBirdLawyer @marmank87 @Conner_DKC I mean every draft has that potential if you pick the right guys. The problem is they keep picking the wrong guys.

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@DerekPederson3 @flaminhottweets @dilanesper Idk it seems kind of important to not let Bill Pulte serve as DNI while in the midst of a war with Iran. It seems important to fund detection and prevention of screwworm as quickly as possible. Etc etc.

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@Rand_Simberg @thought_less_ @mattyglesias Yeah lol just Bibi. We get it man. Enjoy the next 6 months, everything changes after midterms.

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@Rand_Simberg @thought_less_ @mattyglesias Lmao there’s not a separate line item for regime change. I get that you’ll be dead long before the bill for these things comes due but the money will eventually need to be sucked from the citizens into the treasury and I’m not interested in being left holding the bag.

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@Rand_Simberg @thought_less_ @mattyglesias Clueless lol. About $100 billion so far. https://t.co/yVlbzkmCPV

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@Rand_Simberg @thought_less_ @mattyglesias Depends how much it costs.

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@Rand_Simberg @thought_less_ @mattyglesias Want to bet that by Labor Day there has been no regime change in Iran? Loser deletes their account.