Petyr Baelish

The devil's finest trick is to persuade you that he does not exist.

[Petyr Baelish @ModernPetyr]

"Catelyn? After all this time?" Always.

[Arya. @UntamedDirewolf]

"Remember when this place was actually fun? Good times."

[Petyr Baelish @ModernPetyr]

Naughty games with @AWinglessBird when she was little. At the most romantic place. A cemetery.

[Petyr Baelish @ModernPetyr]

@AWinglessBird https://t.co/MIaggXuBoM

[Petyr Baelish @ModernPetyr]

@ModernCat_ @AWinglessBird Of course I am not. Northerners with a jaw like an anvil are.

[Petyr Baelish @ModernPetyr]

@AWinglessBird That's my girl.

[Petyr Baelish @ModernPetyr]

{Since he has no other friend, he creeps after @AWinglessBird and brings the party along.} Come to daddy.

[Petyr Baelish @ModernPetyr]

{Smooches @AWinglessBird on the lips as a late birthday present to himself.}

[𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐊. @ofporceIain]

{Throws a party for @ModernPetyr 's birthday because he has no other friends to do it.}

[Petyr Baelish @ModernPetyr]

@AWinglessBird Note the /worryingly/ strange uncle.

[𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐊. @ofporceIain]

SO ACCURATE.
Spouse: @GildedTyrell
Child: @ModernlyRenly
Pet: @UndeniableLion
Strange uncle, obviously:@ModernPetyr

[Petyr Baelish @ModernPetyr]

@AWinglessBird Perhaps it is time to change that.

[Petyr Baelish @ModernPetyr]

@AWinglessBird That's not the kind of spanking I had in mind, sweetling.

[Petyr Baelish @ModernPetyr]

@AWinglessBird I am your daddy now? I should spank you every time you call me old.

[Petyr Baelish @ModernPetyr]

@AWinglessBird Wow, I look so gorgeous, I love me. I mean, you look badass.

[Petyr Baelish @ModernPetyr]

@AWinglessBird You take after me, it seems.

[Petyr Baelish @ModernPetyr]

@AWinglessBird Yes. I let you win.

[Petyr Baelish @ModernPetyr]

#ThrowbackThursday Good old times with @AWinglessBird when her parents weren't at home. Oops.

[Petyr Baelish @ModernPetyr]

@AWinglessBird Mafia.

[Petyr Baelish @ModernPetyr]

@ModernlyRenly - to become governor, Baelish would need to have his position secured.}

[Petyr Baelish @ModernPetyr]

@ModernlyRenly - He observed the Baratheon lawyer with interest, determined to study his ways and business behaviour. If he were -