Modern Revenant

[Modern Revenant @ModernRevenant]

Line for lottery ticket reminds me of being mauled by a bear… Except one is unbearable and one is being mauled by a bear. #ForageForMoney

[Modern Revenant @ModernRevenant]

Train car I was in, was furthest from the station exit. Adding 2 minutes to the commute. #EndlessJourney #NeverForget

[Modern Revenant @ModernRevenant]

Wanted a tea this morning but the tea shop was 2 blocks in the opposite direction I was going. #ImpossibleJourney #NoHope

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Caught my reflection in the window. Hair is out of place and no one told me… #LonelyJourney #AloneInTheWild

[Modern Revenant @ModernRevenant]

The line @WholeFoods took almost 2 minutes. #UnendingJourney #Parched #AdversityConquered

[Modern Revenant @ModernRevenant]

Found some old dry grass to eat in order to survive. Also a burger. #ByAnyMeans #SurvivalOfTheFittest.

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@Caltrain_News leaving me for dead at San Antonio station. No bear mauling me this time but I do have a hangnail so ...

[Modern Revenant @ModernRevenant]

Only got 10 hours of sleep last night. Exhaustion is now setting in. #alwaysvigilant

[Modern Revenant @ModernRevenant]

Realized I had to pee half way through the wall to work. Had to hold it for like 10 minutes. #moderdayfrontier #truegrit

[Modern Revenant @ModernRevenant]

Temperature dropping. Might get all the way down to 52 deg. #BitterWinter #SurvivalSkills #ModernStruggles

[Modern Revenant @ModernRevenant]

@JiffyLubeCares such is my lot in life it seems. The brutal modern wilderness; a harsh and unforgiving landscape.

[Modern Revenant @ModernRevenant]

Burned my tongue on some hot cocoa. I will struggle on. #ModernFrontier #TrueGrit

[Modern Revenant @ModernRevenant]

Went to eat some chili and could not find the cheese grater. Will the torment never end?

[Modern Revenant @ModernRevenant]

Out of no where a drizzle sprang up. Was slightly dampened. Typical.

[Modern Revenant @ModernRevenant]

Had to wait at jiffy lube for 45 minutes. Almost as bad as being left for dead, covered in dirt and snow.