Uncle Sam

think for yourself. question authority.

[Uncle Sam @ModernShamann]

If the cardinals win the World Series I’ll win $67k. Lord if you have an X account… help a brother out.

[Uncle Sam @ModernShamann]

Not a big cat guy but I’d steal Kylie Jenner’s cat in a heart beat 🥺

[Uncle Sam @ModernShamann]

People who grow up in chaos crave order.

[Uncle Sam @ModernShamann]

Aaron Rodgers is really starting to look like Frank Gallagher.

[Uncle Sam @ModernShamann]

@MarioNawfal I’ve said this before. You can get into the most secure locations with simply a high viz vest and a hard hat.

[Uncle Sam @ModernShamann]

Haven’t seen one pothole in Ireland. Amazing

[Uncle Sam @ModernShamann]

@MarioNawfal @grok will this machine give happy ending?

[Uncle Sam @ModernShamann]

@MarioNawfal @grok in the near future couldn’t this be used for a weapon? Like shining the sunlight through a microscope on tiny ants.

[Uncle Sam @ModernShamann]

I’ll say before and I’ll say it again. Casey’s in Ironton checks people out a glacial speed.

[Uncle Sam @ModernShamann]

@amazon electric boogie woogie woogie on the side of the vans is the best thing I’ve seen.

[Uncle Sam @ModernShamann]

I love a good slate roof

[Uncle Sam @ModernShamann]

@8BitTendies @Graham__Hancock is this true

[Uncle Sam @ModernShamann]

I just became a project manager last year and now I’m an economist battling global tariffs.

[Uncle Sam @ModernShamann]

The vibes on a Friday in an office atmosphere is unmatched.

[𝐓𝐨𝐧𝐢 🗝 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢 @spirituallock]

Gosh it’s almost like they’ve been telling us 🧐

[Uncle Sam @ModernShamann]

I’m buying condos while you playing console

[Uncle Sam @ModernShamann]

Omg look at that bumpa

[Uncle Sam @ModernShamann]

The grey hairs are starting to come in. I’ll be using a touch of grey hair coloring in no time.

[Uncle Sam @ModernShamann]

You aren’t buying a house in St. Louis unless you have CASH MONEY