Modern Tosspot

Got strafed from my other account(s) Narhal Bloke, Grandnes, ObiWanCorbyni in a past life

[Dr Neil Shastri-Hurst MP @DrNShastriHurst]

Birmingham City Council is the largest local authority in Europe; Labour have effectively bankrupted it.

A further example of a Labour administration mismanaging public
finances. https://t.co/9ngutk22vJ

[Modern Tosspot @ModernTosspot]

@afneil Try telling a family facing €2000 per month in rent about their GDP per capita @drphilhammond

[Modern Tosspot @ModernTosspot]

@BellaWallerstei We need to make the feed-in tariff for solar better as well.

So many people with solar waste the excess by heating water with the immersion, which then doesn’t get used, because the feed in tariff isn’t worth it.

[Modern Tosspot @ModernTosspot]

On cattle trucks?

[Fraser Nelson @FraserNelson]

18% of Manchester's potential workforce are on out-of-work benefits.

It Glasgow, it's 19%
Birmingham: 20%
Liverpool: 21%
Blackpool: 25%

The figures can be drawn from DWP database, but are not published.

Now on The Spectator data hub ⬇️⬇️⬇️ https://t.co/0z6xKrlCAb

[Modern Tosspot @ModernTosspot]

@Nigel_Farage Because they’re all
Massive commies

[Modern Tosspot @ModernTosspot]

@godofdogs He’s wiv da Alsatians

[Modern Tosspot @ModernTosspot]

@darrengrimes Brother of a mate of mine works for the Dept of Education. Massive leftie obvs. Says they’ve known about it for ages but done nothing.

[Modern Tosspot @ModernTosspot]

@BellaWallerstei @BethRigby stalking you there

[Modern Tosspot @ModernTosspot]

@afneil @mailplus Nurses do all the work anyway

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

Well, there goes one of Twitter’s favourite memes — that uniquely among major economies of the G7 the UK was the only economy not to have returned to its pre-pandemic size. How often have you seen that point made, often gleefully.
The Office for National Statistics (ONS) says the data on which it was based was inaccurate and has now been revised. The UK economy shrank less than thought during the pandemic, and returned to pre-Covid levels almost two years ago: GDP was 0.6% higher than before Covid in the last quarter of 2021, not 1.2% smaller. Oh dear.
I’m sure that will shortly be leading the FT and the BBC.

[Modern Tosspot @ModernTosspot]

Only another 1312 to go….

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

At least 450 of the 1,762 new ULEZ cameras are believed to be damaged or missing.

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

I love Twitter just for stuff like this 😂 🔥

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Michigan authorities suspected there was a massive nationwide voter registration fraud scheme during the 2020 election and were concerned enough to inform the FBI, according to police memos.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Over 1600 scientists, including two Nobel Prize winners, from around the world have signed a declaration stating that claims of a “climate emergency” threatening the Earth are a hoax.

[Patricia🇬🇧 @Patricia344130]

Police tell owners of the Dolphin Hotel in Pembroke, Wales to take down the video of the thieves who stripped their room as it’s causing them ‘distress’ 🤣🤣

So as a reminder here’s Natalie Newton :

[Modern Tosspot @ModernTosspot]

@afneil What complete (ar)dross(an)

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

LIFE HACKS – 2023 edition

▪️If government is involved, avoid it.
▪️If government supports it, reject it.
▪️If government says it's safe, it's not.
▪️If government says it's true, it's false.
▪️If government endorses it, question it.
▪️If government says you need it, you don't.
▪️If government owns it, it's probably stolen.
▪️If government regulates it, it's stifling freedom.
▪️If government funds it, there's a hidden agenda.
▪️If government calls it progress, it's likely regression.
▪️If government is the solution, you're asking the wrong question.

[Modern Tosspot @ModernTosspot]

@afneil To be fair, rickets is caused by lack of Vitamin D, which is created by sunlight hitting the skin, which is less likely the further north you go

[Modern Tosspot @ModernTosspot]

@rickygervais Good news! The theatres would never let me bash one out in the stalls.