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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I mean 🤷‍♂️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

At college, I learned super important knowledge, like uhh … 🤔

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Either the best or worst idea ever

[books 📖 @bookpoets]

you will get there

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Good morning to everyone except:

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

The city of San Francisco has launched a massive safety investigation into @elonmusk for erecting an “X” on his building.

The *same* city just DROPPED ALL CHARGES against men who stole a car, drove it through a pedestrian walkway, over a cliff & crashed onto the sidewalk below:

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

😐

[Thomas O'Connor '62 baby, #GodBlessAmerica 🇺🇲 @TheyCallMeTomO1]

Best answer so far today... 😎

[Yez Monica @yezmonica]

@grahamallen Pentagon misplaces $2.3 trillion

Pentagon the next day:

[Chazzy @chazzydawgg]

Tearing up Malibu in a Mclaren Senna

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

Chandler: “I’ll do 185!”
McGregor: “You’ll do what you’re told.”

This is going to be fun.

[Bitcoin Magazine @BitcoinMagazine]

US CPI inflation: 4.9%

Food inflation: 7.7%

Electricity inflation: 8.4%

Transportation inflation: 11%

[gaut @0xgaut]

I'm not worried about inflation. Why?

I set the minimum tip on our square readers to 30%, 35%, and 50%, and ask our baristas to stare at the customers until they press one of them.

It works every time. Our sales have skyrocketed.

[Theo Von @TheoVon]

that form tell u its a inside job

[GURGAVIN @gurgavin]

I CANT BELIEVE TWITTER IS FREE

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

Biden is now going to force homebuyers with good credit to pay higher interest rates... to subsidize high-risk mortgage borrowers.

We are living during the worst Presidential Administration of our times.

[Bob @rewolfe27]

This Snapchat AI just tried to gaslight me

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Canadian Broadcasting Corp said they’re “less than 70% government-funded”, so we corrected the label