Roboute Guilliman

Tech enthusiast and cosmic adventurer exploring the intersection of binary and the cosmos. Forever curious, forever young.

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Mission accomplished 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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I hope cars are cheaper after this whole rona business, I need a Golf 7 TSI

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The superbowl and world series are global?

[stephen altrogge @stephenaltrogge]

The World Cup is basically the last global sports event that America hasn’t won. We’ve got the World Series. We’ve got the Super Bowl. There’s only one trophy left

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Internet Historian has an amazing narration of the events that led to the sinking of this ship. I highly recommend.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

How engineers raised the Costa Concordia, which sank in 2012 off Giglio Island, using parbuckling and sponsons in an over $1 billion, two-year operation.

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Ashike women hey.

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Sorry, operating where?

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Even with all the money in the world, dude can’t afford common sense.

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

ELON MUSK: "I don't buy the idea that colonialism caused Africa's poverty."

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Mind your business, go home.

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

me watching married people at work flirt with their coworkers

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Here we go

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Locked in 🔒

Our 2026/27 Premier League fixtures in full 📋

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Dad? 😂 season that shit, it’s too raw? Where’s the y

[Favour🎀 @Sheisfavour5]

I sent him this after he paid for my nails 😫😍

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The backstabbing bastards

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@YoungStarOn

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I will never let anyone touch me because of a deity THEY believe in, with that said, I will not move to a place where people practice their things then want to change them, live and let live.

[MONALISA ❤️ @naytholo]

These are female initiates known as "Ditleetlee" in Limpopo. When you see them, you run for your life. Those whips in their hands could make you meet your maker if you can't speak mountain ⛰️ language. They are stretching their feet, hunting for uninitiates called "Mathumaša".

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Eewa Sir

[Adi el Grande @icardo8]

Zinedine Zidane sobre la controversia de la tarjeta roja a Lionel Messi contra Argelia:

🗣️ “He visto el incidente con Lionel Messi varias veces ya, desde diferentes ángulos, y honestamente no entiendo cómo algunas personas están pidiendo una tarjeta roja.”

“Sí, hay contacto. Nadie lo niega. Pero el fútbol es un deporte de contacto, y cada contacto no se convierte automáticamente en una expulsión solo porque las redes sociales quieren una historia más grande.”

“Lo que me decepciona es que la gente esté pasando más tiempo hablando de un momento accidental que hablando de la obra maestra futbolística que Messi produjo durante noventa minutos.”

“Un jugador marca un hat-trick, rompe récords, domina un partido de la Copa del Mundo, y de alguna manera la conversación se convierte en un desafío que duró unos segundos. Eso lo dice todo.”

“Para mí, la intención importa. El contexto importa. La velocidad de la acción importa. Y cuando miro el incidente, veo una acción de fútbol, no a un jugador tratando de lastimar a un oponente.”

“Creo que algunas personas ya se habían formado una opinión antes de que se mostrara la repetición. Si ese mismo incidente involucrara a otro jugador, no creo que todavía estuviéramos discutiéndolo horas después.”

“La verdad es simple: Messi no escapó de una tarjeta roja. No había una tarjeta roja de la que escapar. El árbitro lo vio, el VAR lo revisó, y llegaron a la misma conclusión.”

“En lugar de buscar controversia, tal vez deberíamos apreciar lo que presenciamos esta noche: uno de los mejores jugadores en la historia del fútbol entregando otra actuación inolvidable en la Copa del Mundo.”

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One of the greatest? Y’all exaggerate things man.

[Ferrari Paddock @PitchPaddocks]

Fernando Alonso is reportedly looking for a way out of Aston Martin.
Two world championships. 350+ races. One of the greatest to ever do it.
And he's stuck at the back of the grid watching Hamilton win in Ferrari red.
Sport is brutal sometimes. 💔
Where do you want to see Alonso end his career?
#F1 #Alonso #AstonMartin

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Actions have consequences.

[يــونس @1OS_4]

تزعم نجمة الأفـ ـلام الإبـ ـاحـية السابقة ميا خليفة، خلال استضافتها في بودكاست "Call Her Daddy"، أنها تجد صعوبة بالغة في بدء حياة مهنية جديدة بعد اعتزالها؛ حيث تواجه أزمة مستمرة في المقابلات الوظيفية بسبب ماضيها، ويتم سؤالها بشكل متكرر عما إذا كانت قد عملت في مجال الأفـ ـلام الإبـ ـاحـية سابقاً.
وعلّقت على هذا الأمر قائلة: "أعلم تماماً أن السبب الرئيسي وراء طرحهم هذا السؤال هو أن أغلب الرجال الذين يجرون معي مقابلات العمل يعرفونني بالفعل من خلال مقاطـ ـعي الإبـ ـاحـية السابقة، ويكونون سريعين جداً في إطلاق الأحكام عليّ".

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“Those men did it to me” 😂😂
Fuck outta here.

[Light Clips @lightclipsx]

Lily Phillips reacts to the viral clip of her crying after filming with 100 men, saying she wasn’t upset because she didn’t enjoy it. Instead, she says she felt “soulless” afterward and had to question why she allowed herself to go through with it without any emotional connection. 👀💔

She explained that unlike when she filmed with 37 men, whom she described as respectful and loving, the experience with 100 men left her feeling used because “there was no love involved.” 😬

Lily also revealed that the content made her 6 figures and left her feeling empowered and happy financially, but admitted she still felt like “a part of my soul left me” afterward. 👀💔

“I wasn’t crying because I didn’t enjoy it. I was really happy after and felt empowered because I made 6 figures off that content alone, but I felt a part of my soul leave me because there was no emotional connection while filming. It wasn’t me being sad at all, it was me questioning why I let those men do that to me without love.” 👀💔

[sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed]

No woman is contributing to rent at my place, I want to be able to kick her tf out whenever I feel like it.

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Man, Kimi was really hustling that Mercedes, George got lucky the boy didn’t finish, he was cooked. I know the virtual safety car was fortuitous and all but Hamilton was flying, he’s been flying the past few races, even Charles was flying but he couldn’t finish.

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Roman leaders used to put on gladiator fights in the colosseum to distract the populace from all the failings of the empire.

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Yeeeeesssssss!

[Formula 1 @F1]

The moment of victory!

#F1 #BarcelonaGP @LewisHamilton

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Let’s get another podium.
#ForzaTifosi