Huey Lewis and the news

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🚨 NEWS: Dave Portnoy & Barstool Sports will no longer be on Fox's Big Noon Kickoff, The Athletic has learned.

I just spoke with Portnoy. The story will be updated.

https://t.co/lPBjrX2RXR

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@BidenVoter69 Poley?

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@the_ass_cl0wn You shoulda shot A Rod!

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Bitches love saying “the south of France”

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The days are long but the dicks are short or whatever the saying is

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@BidenVoter69 Post the western Michigan slip bro

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Just joined the fully developed brain club today. Not living up to the hype.

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*Leaving Punxsutawney Phil’s house while zipping my pants up* “springs not the only thing cumming early boys”

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Just made a mid season trade to free up cap space for the rest of the year (took a shit halfway through eating lunch to empty the stomach)

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Drinking Asahi pronouncing Ella Langley like Erra Rangrey

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At work watching videos of rodents reaching terminal velocity on the company WiFi

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Maybe life is all just skippin rope and grabbin ass

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@femboxd Dudes are rewatching Marty supreme?

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Walked in on the guy pre-cracking the crab legs. Wish I could unsee that

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Seatbelt buckle went so far up my ass that my breath tastes like dick

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Tried to do the ‘does anyone need anything from me?’ gimmick before leaving work early on a Friday and a mfer actually asked me to do something

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Sorry babe, you met me at a very Garfield time in my life

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Dudes in committed relationships who never post are plastering my feed with the Knicks rn

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Corner three!

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There’s a pigeon trying to build a nest on our porch and he fucking sucks at it