"OMG, what a revelation! Shekhar Suman’s brilliant monologue about the delusional king who smashes the truthful mirror in rage, then orders his chamchas to declare every critic a ‘traitor’... is clearly about @ArvindKejriwal.
Obviously. The guy who swore to transform Delhi in 49 days but is still busy playing victim, chasing conspiracies, and watching the city choke to death. Masterful subtlety, Shekhar ji.😂
Netizens are no fools for thinking it could be about anyone else. 🤣
Cockroacho Ka Sardar @abhijeet_dipke 🪳finally reached Jantar Mantar... and the ground reality was pure comedy gold. 😂😭
The social media superstar with "millions" of 🪳followers couldn't even gather a crowd that would fill a small tea stall.
Turns out Instagram likes don't automatically convert into people on the ground. Bots can spam comments, trend hashtags, and inflate engagement — but they can't show up at protests.
The funniest part? More media cameras than 🪳supporters. 📸🤣
A couple of loyal cockroaches shouted, "Abhijeet aage badho!" but there wasn't even a crowd large enough to reply, "Hum tumhare saath hain!"
This is what happens when online hype collides with offline reality.
The difference between a digital revolution and an actual public movement was on full display at Jantar Mantar today.
Keyboard warriors: Millions.
Ground support: Missing in action. 😂
Bangladssh will never accept individuals identified as illegal immigrants by Bharat because
a) Their official position states that there is no significant illegal immigration into India.
b) They view illegal immigration as n instrument of demographic expansion and geopolitical
@Amol98700932, please don't compare a tractor with Gober.
In Sanatan Sanskriti (ancient Indian culture), Gobar (cow dung) is considered a sacred, multitasking "secret ingredient" rather than mere animal waste.
Known classically in Sanskrit as Gomaya, it holds immense spiritual, environmental, and practical value.
Modern scientific research has extensively validated the traditional claims regarding Gobar (cow dung), proving it to be a powerful biochemical resource. Rather than mere animal waste, research confirms its effectiveness across medicine, environmental science, and sustainable agriculture.🔥
Instead of showing empathy towards the victim, this Muslim scholar was questioning her version of events and casting doubts on her credibility. Such an approach is deeply unfortunate and raises serious concerns about how victims are treated when they come forward with their grievances.
If Wipro is not taking action against the alleged wrongdoers and is instead attempting to shield them, then the matter warrants not only internal scrutiny but also consideration of appropriate criminal proceedings against the company and all those responsible.
Our entire team stands firmly with every Hindu woman who has faced harassment, discrimination, coercion, or trauma. We remain committed to supporting the victims in their pursuit of justice and accountability.
@AdkarMakarand
Mrs @SupriyaShrinate🤣
Arre Supriya Jeee, wah!🤣
What a profound leadership test! Scuba diving skills vs running the world’s largest democracy.
Finally, the real benchmark we’ve all been waiting for.Honourable PM @narendramodi ji wearing a life vest = “Fear”.🤣
Rahul ji posing with corals = “Fearlessness”.😲
Next episode: “Courage” = how many times you’ve vacationed abroad while the country burns?
Or is it measured by the number of times you’ve changed your party’s ideology, like seasonal fashion?😂
Apple vs Orange? Nah Jee Nah🤣
This is more like comparing a submarine pilot with a tourist taking selfies on a reef.🤣
One builds roads, airports, and Atmanirbhar India.
The other discovers “India is a union of states” every few years. 😂
India First isn’t about who can hold their breath longer underwater, Supriya Jee. 😂🤣😂
It’s about who doesn’t drown the country with incompetence.
But please, continue........
These deep intellectual comparisons are why @INCIndiais doing so well😊
Even in 2026, when so many alternatives exist for transportation and loading work, countless animals are still being used to pull heavy loads.
The most heartbreaking part is not just the work itself it is the exploitation.
Animals are often forced to carry loads far beyond their capacity. When they become exhausted and can no longer move, many are beaten, whipped, or pushed to continue despite their pain and suffering.
Just because an animal cannot speak does not mean it does not feel pain.
Just because an animal obeys does not mean it is not suffering.
We must seriously rethink how we treat working animals. Their welfare, safety, hydration, rest, and working conditions should always come first.
It is time to gradually reduce our dependence on animals for heavy loading work and adopt more humane alternatives wherever possible.
Progress should not come at the cost of cruelty.
No animal deserves to spend its life in pain, carrying impossible burdens while silently enduring suffering.
Compassion is not measured by how we treat those who can speak for themselves, but by how we treat those who cannot.
These gentle souls deserve dignity, kindness, and a life free from exploitation.
Truly heartbreaking.
All efforts are being made to restore peace in Manipur which is suffering from a LEGACY issue
Btw, how many times did you think about Manipur in the 7 decades that you were ruling ?
Since the violent incidents between Kuki and Meiteis in May 2023, Modi Sarkar quickly announced a financial package >Rs. 101 crore for relief and rehabilitation of people living in shelter camps.
To ensure impartial judicial proceedings, the central govt requested the Supreme Court to transfer the trial out of Manipur to Assam, aiming to reduce local tensions and interference.
Govt is actively supporting displaced families affected by violence by constructing 7,000 new houses and approving a special package of approximately Rs. 3,000 crore, including Rs. 500 crore specifically for displaced persons' assistance.
Unlike previous govts, Modi Sarkar has maintained a continuous and active presence in Manipur during crises. Ministers, including the Union Home Minister and MoS, have stayed in the state to oversee relief efforts and maintain law and order.
CJP is the AAP playbook with cockroach flair—promising to smash the system while smelling suspiciously like recycled kejriwalism. Will they deliver anarchy, actual change, or just more Instagram reels? Place your bets, but don’t expect stability. The swarm is here to “resist,” not govern. 🪳
CJP = AAP 2.0 with cockroach flair? 🪳
Promising to smash the system… or just more recycled Kejriwalism, anarchy vibes & Instagram reels?
The swarm is here to “resist,” not govern. Place your bets:
#CJP#AAP#IndianPolitics#CockroachJantaParty
💪India asserts strategic energy sovereignty in the Indo- Pacific. Game-changing breakthrough by @OilIndiaLimited under @HardeepSPuri:
Major natural gas discovery at Sri Vijayapuram-3, 15 km off the Andaman Islands in 355m water depth.
Sustained flow confirmed through continuous flaring from over 1900m in the Eocene formation — tangible proof of India’s formidable untapped deepwater reserves.
This is the second hydrocarbon success in three wells in the Andaman basin, achieved under the visionary leadership of PM @narendramodi Ji’s decisive Samudra Manthan Mission (launched 2025).
In an era of geopolitical turbulence, disrupted supply chains, and contested maritime routes, India is proactively securing its energy future.
These discoveries in the strategically vital Andaman Sea strengthen maritime domain awareness, slash import vulnerabilities, and elevate India as a reliable, self-reliant energy anchor for the region and beyond.
Positioned to draw premier global partners (@bp, @TotalEnergies, @Shell, @ExxonMo, @petrobras
and others) On India’s terms, this marks a bold step toward energy dominance — advancing Atmanirbhar Bharat while contributing to a more balanced, multipolar global order.
From deepwater frontiers to national resurgence: This is India defining its destiny in the 21st century.
#EnergySecurity #IndoPacific #SamudraManthan #AtmanirbharBharat #IndiaRising
Oh wow, the “kids” have come out to test the government? Punjab’s AAP sarkar just handed them the ultimate report card — lathi charges for peacefully demanding jobs!
From “education revolution” to batons on ITI youth. Classic AAP: promise the moon in Delhi, deliver sticks in Punjab.
Mr Manish, your government failed the test long ago — just like your ministers failed the bail test.
We’re all watching how the “pro-youth” party treats its own children. https://t.co/ni6x2mPqbP
Mr Arvind Kejriwal, your “leak-free AAP record” claim is completely false!
In your video, you said:
“AAP has ensured no paper leaks in Delhi for 10 years and in Punjab for 4 years… leaks happen only in central government exams.”
But the facts say otherwise: Paper leaks and hi-tech cheating scams became a thriving business under AAP rule in Punjab! May 2022: PPSC Naib Tehsildar Recruitment Exam
🔴Just two months after AAP formed the government, a major high-tech cheating scam surfaced. Candidates used electronic devices. Police arrested members of a gang, and the Vigilance Bureau probed the matter.
Opposition parties demanded a CBI inquiry, alleging involvement of senior AAP figures. This happened right under your rule!
🔴February 2023: PSEB Class 12 English Exam
The paper leaked before the exam even started. The Punjab Education Minister (from AAP) had to postpone/cancel the exam.
The official reason given was “administrative”, but the real reason was the paper leak.
This was under the Punjab School Education Board — directly controlled by the AAP government!
🔴June-July 2024: PPSC Agriculture Development Officer (ADO) Exam
For 200 posts, the exam was held on 30 June 2024. Aspirants complained to the CMO that a senior agriculture department official had leaked the paper in exchange for a ₹32 lakh bribe.
Shiromani Akali Dal demanded an independent probe and re-examination.
The AAP government took no action!
So, Mr Kejriwal, while you remotely control Punjab, exam cheating and paper leaks have become the primary business there!
In Delhi, incidents may have been fewer (because there are fewer major state-level competitive exams), but Punjab’s record destroys your “leak-free” claim. You repeatedly target the central government (NEET, SSC, etc.) while hiding the failures in your own states. If this is not hypocrisy, what is? Students’ futures are above politics.
The truth must be told — leaks happened under AAP rule too. Public pressure should be applied to your states as well!
Mr Kejriwal, Students’ futures deserve better than partisan narratives.
@ArvindKejriwal, you spineless fraud and fake revolutionary, were shamelessly inciting Gen Z on national TV to storm the streets and “fight for democracy”......while your brutal #AAP police in Punjab were savagely thrashing innocent, unemployed ITI youths from the 2600 Apprenticeship Union like animals!
These desperate, qualified young men were peacefully sitting at the gates of Powercom Head Office in Patiala — no violence, no stones, just begging for jobs and justice. Your cops responded with ruthless lathi charges and pure thuggery.
This is your real face, Kejriwal: Preach student rights and democracy in Delhi, but beat Punjab’s youth black and blue the second they dare to protest under your rule.
Where has your “azaadi” outrage circus disappeared now, you hypocrite?
Where is that loudmouth #CJP gang that sheds crocodile tears over every protest outside AAP states but turns completely blind and mute when your police are crushing students in Punjab?🙄
You’re not a leader.😡
You’re a dangerous, two-faced dictator who betrays the very youth you pretend to champion.
Shame on you, Kejriwal. Your hypocrisy is disgusting.