Moe Lester

Single and definitely ready to mingle

[Moe Lester @MoeLovesHoes]

Next time you’re in bed you need to try this. I went down on one of my hoes and blew inside of her. Shortly after I pushed down on her stomach… can you guess what happened next @Jeffery35376302 ? That’s right she let out a everlasting queef!!! #WhoopeeCushion

[Moe Lester @MoeLovesHoes]

@ABC
Why don’t y’all ask @KamalaHarris to answer the questions after she’s done rambling? #IsKamalaOnTheSpectrum #DoesntEvenKnowHerOwnRace
#WhatsHerPolicies

[Moe Lester @MoeLovesHoes]

@JBLaudio Y’all mfers customer service is dog shit. Look at ya dms silly

[Moe Lester @MoeLovesHoes]

Where are the fat girls that need some lovin… I’m having trouble findin em right now⁉️⁉️⁉️

[Moe Lester @MoeLovesHoes]

@MarchMadnessMBB y’all dick ride @BoilerBall so much. Refs dick ride em too. Worst officiating I’ve ever seen in a march madness game. Over 20 free throw for Edey is insane… buddys over 7 foot almost 300 pounds and call fouls for him like he’s a 5’9 110 pound little bitch. 🤮🤮

[Moe Lester @MoeLovesHoes]

People be wondering why I’m walking around without pants on… it’s so mfs know who’s the hardest😤😤😤 #TopDog

[Moe Lester @MoeLovesHoes]

Like what do I do after seeing those texts the next day… do I block em from embarrassment or do I blackout and do all the nasty things we talked abt before a mf passed out drunk? HELP ME @Apple

[Moe Lester @MoeLovesHoes]

@Apple hear me out… instead of airplane mode we need drunk mode. After a night out and blacking out the worst part about the next day isn’t the hangover… it’s the greasy drunk texts you send to the local 4/10 absolute whores that have been ran through more than a mf red light!!

[Moe Lester @MoeLovesHoes]

@qrbrown187 @barstoolsports I can be deshaun Watson and you can be his masseuse🫳

[Moe Lester @MoeLovesHoes]

@qrbrown187 @barstoolsports Can u shake your body like that for me?

[Moe Lester @MoeLovesHoes]

@ajleshock @barstoolsports Rumor has it 30% of his weight comes from his third leg

[Moe Lester @MoeLovesHoes]

@BDinero10 @barstoolsports Does he look weird cause his skins dark? Ur a disgusting racist

[Moe Lester @MoeLovesHoes]

@qrbrown187 @barstoolsports Hahaha Fatass

[Moe Lester @MoeLovesHoes]

@BasedComrade90 @barstoolsports That’s very interesting I’ve never hear big country. Where I’m from we called this a big nigga

[Moe Lester @MoeLovesHoes]

@OZContracting @barstoolsports This fella is used to handling things that big if ya know what I mean #ThirdLeg

[Moe Lester @MoeLovesHoes]

Does anyone know why the hell it’s called missionary? Makes no sense

[Moe Lester @MoeLovesHoes]

@Jeffery35376302 Even hotter take… the younger they are the grippier it is🧐

[Moe Lester @MoeLovesHoes]

@iswatergood4ufr Speaking of the hangover series. My favorite hangover is the second one. The best part is when the monkey is licking something poking through what looks like pubes… turns out of i was right abt it being pubes it was Chows tiny Chinese pen!!! The directors are some so creative😂