Jared🍄

#BeamTeam

[🐟 @itsabestill]

2024: Luka Doncic finals appearance
2025: Tyrese Haliburton finals appearance
2026: De’Aaron Fox AND Mike Brown finals appearance

I hate every single thing about you @Vivek

[Jared🍄 @MoenDaFrontLawn]

He can rack up the equivalent of the national debt in bad contracts in my eyes. Those rings were priceless

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

I wonder how many hundreds of millions/billions in awful contracts Buster Posey can take on/issue on behalf of the Giants franchise before he cancels out the value he added from the World Series titles

[Jared🍄 @MoenDaFrontLawn]

Short answer. Yes.

[CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ @CBSSportsGolazo]

Lamine Yamal had to leave Barcelona's 1-0 win over Celta Vigo with a hamstring injury 😬

With already 175 senior matches under his belt as an 18-year-old, is he being overrun by an overfilled fixture list for club and country? 🏃‍♂️

[Jared🍄 @MoenDaFrontLawn]

@DariusJButler Merc domination until Aug. 1st then game on!

[Jared🍄 @MoenDaFrontLawn]

There’s a reason why my son has his jersey 💜

[Kings on NBCS @NBCSKings]

"Put on the jersey, represent it properly."

Doug Christie didn't mince words after tonight's blowout loss

[Jared🍄 @MoenDaFrontLawn]

@RobbySoMobby_

[Jared🍄 @MoenDaFrontLawn]

Game 7 World Series Max Scherzer is going to be UNHINGED. I can’t wait. These were

[Jared🍄 @MoenDaFrontLawn]

@RobbySoMobby_ He hit the baseball a total of, literally, a quarter of a mile tonight. Over 1300 feet. 😂

[Jared🍄 @MoenDaFrontLawn]

@RobbySoMobby_ Yes I fucking can because he did it for the dodgers 😭 you don’t know that I worship Shohei and it literally rips my soul that I love him so much I STILL root for this mf 😭😭😭

[Jared🍄 @MoenDaFrontLawn]

@RobbySoMobby_ Bro his postseason performances are what Kershaw were supposed to be 😭 he’s like mad bum just turns into an ANIMAL

[Jared🍄 @MoenDaFrontLawn]

We all laugh at football fights when they punch each other with helmets on but apparently it’s assault and he almost knocked him out when on the field 😂

[NFL @NFL]

what
a
play

FOOTBALL!

[Jared🍄 @MoenDaFrontLawn]

I need Boch back with Buster for one my ride and good time 🥹😭😭😭

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Bruce Bochy is out as manager with the Texas Rangers. The team says he can return as an advisor, though with multiple jobs open -- including the San Francisco Giants' -- Bochy could pursue an alternative option.

[Jared🍄 @MoenDaFrontLawn]

This is about to be the most fire podcast of all time 😭

[DonteHitner31 @DonteWhitner]

Our stories aren’t written in ink—they’re carved in scars. Each one a chapter of the battles we’ve fought… and won.
This is The Grit Code. Coming soon….. @PatrickWillis52 @rodbrooksTV

[Jared🍄 @MoenDaFrontLawn]

Joint practices >>> preseason games

[Logan B. Robinson @LogansTwitty]

It’s getting chippy early between Bucs-Titans 👀

Cody Mauch and Jeffery Simmons getting after it with one another leading to both teams having some words.

I’ve missed you football.

[Jared🍄 @MoenDaFrontLawn]

Yankee fans boutta get of taste of the hell that is watching doval try to close a game

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Runs Scored Since Devers Was Traded To SF:

209 TOR
198 MIL
194 BAL
182 NYY
181 TEX
180 SEA
179 LAA
177 BOS
175 CHC
174 DET
171 HOU
167 MIA
165 ARI TB
163 WSH
162 ATH PHI
161 LAD
159 CWS
156 CIN
155 KC MIN STL
153 ATL
149 CLE
145 NYM
143 COL
142 SD
135 PIT
133 SF

[Jared🍄 @MoenDaFrontLawn]

@PaulCook_24 @KylePorterNS I just take this as Scottie is as good as Tiger’s swing change years lol which is probably the closest anybody has been to Tiger over any meaningful stretch of time

[Jared🍄 @MoenDaFrontLawn]

Everything about this play is so good. The way he catches it. Flat footed throw. Right to the glove. Third baseman sold it like there was nothing coming. Oh and it’s literally one of the longest throws you can make on a baseball diamond. *chefs kiss*

[MLB @MLB]

UNBELIEVABLE 🤯

RONALD ACUÑA JR. WITH THE CANNON 💪

[Jared🍄 @MoenDaFrontLawn]

My future goat 😭😭😭 bro we don’t have football pitches over here his shit got stuck and it might have fucked his entire career goddamn this fucking tournament

[MONTEIRÃO @33monteirao]

This is bizarre, look at Musiala's foot

And the referee didnt give a fuck about it