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[Moera#1 @Moera9205]

1,4 & 6? Haha #sscricket

[Moera#1 @Moera9205]

Hey #2016, why the fuck would you show up without any answers? #BullshitResolution #bleh

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

RT if you're a fucking Rock Star!

[Moera#1 @Moera9205]

Just drove past a truck with "Gay Transport" on the side.. when they pick up a LOAD I'm sure they don't mind putting it in the BACK..#Punny

[Moera#1 @Moera9205]

Thousand of people die each day and no one cares, one lion gets killed and the whole world is in an uproar..#Pun #CecilTheLion

[Moera#1 @Moera9205]

@kellylandry @RayWJ.. I was so hot as a child, even the straight paedophiles offered me sweets... #sweets #yum #trust #wrong #van #top6

[Moera#1 @Moera9205]

So another Kardashian is going to try acting..if they have a part for a spoiled little bitch she might be able to pull it off #sigh #Murica

[Moera#1 @Moera9205]

Little girls get taught to marry someone like their dad..One such girl got it wrong when she married him for real..#AmericanIssues #WTF2015

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Tonight’s confirmed #LFC line-up and subs in full on our matchday graphic

[Moera#1 @Moera9205]

Apperently Senzo was not the world class shot stopper everybody thought he was #TooSoon.. but on a serious note RIP Mr. Mayiwa, great player

[Moera#1 @Moera9205]

But in his defense he did give me a slap of support on the ass before closing the door again... #cofindencebooster

[Moera#1 @Moera9205]

It always gets interesting when you're busy with intercourse and your friend comes in and says: "hurry the fuck up, i need to take a shit"

[Moera#1 @Moera9205]

That awkward moment when you walk in while your friend is having sex and you give him and the chick a high five...

[Moera#1 @Moera9205]

Did you hear about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?... Everyone drinks beer and when someone goes to the bathroom everybody gets 4 shots

[Moera#1 @Moera9205]

To one of the only people in the world who made sense of the franchise "Something Fishy", Kenny Kunene.. #RoastZA

[Moera#1 @Moera9205]

Kenny Kunene only criticised Zuma's leadership because he couldn't open a sushi bar on the president's property... #RoastZa

[Moera#1 @Moera9205]

The term Hobo is way to crude, I refer to the homeless as urban scavengers...

[Moera#1 @Moera9205]

@Arrie_2 baaaaaliksem!!!

[Moera#1 @Moera9205]

That awkward moment when a doctor is inspecting ur testicals and u don't know whether to put ur hands on his head or urs. #pornproblems

[Moera#1 @Moera9205]

I know why celebrity chefs always cook, its cause most of them do more drugs than regular celebs and have the fucking munchys all the time..