Maura

Cat mom. Epidemiologist. Public Health Nerd. Failer of Craft Projects. Midwestern girl living in the M of the DMV.

[Maura @MoeyInMD]

@ihaterussobros Stop telling me to ask chatGPT! It doesn't have the answers!!

[Wonderkitty, Cetacean Defender of Taco Bell 🏴‍☠️ @TehWonderkitty]

Well, I wasn't calling it that but I just might start to.

[Maura @MoeyInMD]

@Schaumby I bought used and mine is only $336.

[Maura @MoeyInMD]

If I had a nickel every time an English king was found under a parking lot, I'd have two nickels. Which is not a lot but weird that it happened twice.

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

English King Alfred who massacred thousands of Vikings is 'found buried' under Hampshire car park days before England play Norway in World Cup https://t.co/JIpYC5MQcf

[prof (6’6) @beaniebbl]

BALOGUN AVAILABLE AGAINST BELGIUM BALOGUN AVAILABLE AGAINST BELGIUM

[Kraut @The_Davos_Man]

I think pigs will learn to fly before anyone in Congo cheers for Belgium.

[Strategic Trends @StrategicTrends]

Forever and always.

[Blinkin @blinkinriley]

#America250

["Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @BretDevereaux]

A good day to remember one of the Declaration's indictments against George III was, "He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither"

[Pentagon Pizza Watch @pizzintwatch]

🚨BREAKING: Several pizzerias near Independence Hall in Philadelphia are surging in activity.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

"Patriotism means to stand by the country.

It does not mean to stand by the President." 🇺🇸

- Teddy Roosevelt

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The streets will never forget 2026 Cabo Verde

[Maura @MoeyInMD]

@OrevaZSN Definitely posted on Facebook (when only .edu were allowed) about wanting to jump off the library roof because I lost my magnificent paper the night before it was due and I had to rewrite it.

[Maura @MoeyInMD]

@CracraftFan The super bowl. Mystical interference is the only way The Browns win.

[Joni Askola @joni_askola]

So the world’s only trillionaire, who hates taxes, opposes wealth redistribution, wants to cut public spending, and barely gives to charity, wants you to think he will lead the world to abundance for all if you buy his robots? How has that worked so far?

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

MAHA going well I see

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

"Only very sick kids should die from measles"

No, Secretary Kennedy

NO child should die from measles.

Because there's a vaccine to prevent it.

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

BLACK MAN NAMED FREEMAN SCORING ON JUNETEENTH?!

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

VEGEMITE FREE ZONE