muhammad ismail

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I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday, and she replied "Nothing would make me happier than diamonds." So I got her nothing.

[muhammad ismail @MoeyOIsmail]

U's know what 2 do :)

[muhammad ismail @MoeyOIsmail]

I'm not a gynaecologist but I sure know a c*nt when I see 1

[muhammad ismail @MoeyOIsmail]

@Fatima_Desai hahaha don't make me call my peepz fatu :p

[muhammad ismail @MoeyOIsmail]

@f_azlin ahahahaha its so much fun having power over u

[muhammad ismail @MoeyOIsmail]

@f_azlin lol fuz I will call u ur nickname on Twitter :-D

[muhammad ismail @MoeyOIsmail]

@jlo_riya we'll bounce u. I want 4 wives. Find me 3 more

[muhammad ismail @MoeyOIsmail]

@jlo_riya lol looking like an ass to who? FTW!!! U just baar 2 get invited to a wedding

[muhammad ismail @MoeyOIsmail]

@jlo_riya the effects of drugs

[muhammad ismail @MoeyOIsmail]

@jlo_riya lmao u said it not us

[muhammad ismail @MoeyOIsmail]

@AaliyaRed lol even at gym :O wada boss haha

[muhammad ismail @MoeyOIsmail]

@AaliyaRed rocking kauai at gym Miss :-D

[muhammad ismail @MoeyOIsmail]

Memories aren't made by what you do,but by who you're with

[muhammad ismail @MoeyOIsmail]

@Fatima_Desai woosah minion. In with the good and out with the bad. Haters aren't gonna change you so let them entertain themselves :)

[muhammad ismail @MoeyOIsmail]

@HaliMwah_Coco and it only took you a month *confuzzled* ;-)

[muhammad ismail @MoeyOIsmail]

By losing you i found myself...so thank you#bullshit behind#greatness ahead:-)

[muhammad ismail @MoeyOIsmail]

Yesterday's history,tomorrow's a mystery. I'm being the happiest me i can be...could be an epiphany

[muhammad ismail @MoeyOIsmail]

Nightmares are just adventures we couldn't survive in reality

[muhammad ismail @MoeyOIsmail]

@Fatima_Desai happy birthday fatu. Haha u all old n shit now. Il keep count of your grey hairs. Hope u hav an awsum day =)

[muhammad ismail @MoeyOIsmail]

@Fatima_Desai lol i must pick on u munchkin if i don't who will...coz im all fly now :p