Marie

Parenting is dirty, exhausting and a lot of fun! I'm a not-so-new mother who is doing everything wrong, but enjoying (and blogging) every fail.

[Marie @Mofthesea]

I've been doing so much writing at work I'm all out of words when it comes to blogging... so I've started a... http://t.co/Ca01GW4kbP

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I've been swept clean off my feet with work and more work and then some work for good measure. But the young ones... http://t.co/3ZLFiqL5Su

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Tell me honestly, HOW would you answer this question?? http://t.co/9YLLQtGv0v

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If you're interested in kissing, tomatoes or poop, read on! http://t.co/TgrmMXwCqe

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Did I tell you about the time someone busted my knees without the mafia being involved? That's how we roll around... http://t.co/OZeNa0ZhJc

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Still in pain. Still in love. http://t.co/QQLOi7hkre

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They say love hurts. They're right. #ow http://t.co/0AwRrEA3HV

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Never mind 50 Shades, I got me some love-related injuries today! If all goes well I'll be posting about it... http://t.co/LnvysKahZc

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We've narrowly survived Pukegate and I'm still too frazzled to write, but the young'un is on the mend and he just... http://t.co/6x9nG19xDN

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Watched Boyhood again, cried again, feel old and ready to die again. They grow so fast!!!! #emptynest #timeflies #waaaaah

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So, what are YOU doing tomorrow? http://t.co/Q3aAQvtGP7

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Today's post is quick and painful! http://t.co/18ewtGdWRa

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Happy Valen... nevermind, fox that. Am I the only one who needs a bigger bed? http://t.co/0Y7fe1ekUi

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I'm actually gutted about this. Please tell me I'm not the only one! http://t.co/MQdgnnPpCU

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Heartbreak, blood, whisky, and a new post coming tomorrow!

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Why? Where have I failed?! http://t.co/B6ANrSpiNr

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Did you sleep well last night? I hate you. #mamaneedsherbeautysleep http://t.co/S5KssFrmF1

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The boy emerged from his first day in kindergarten holding hands with a girl. #soitbegins #whosthatgirl

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Slowly but surely, I keep adding posts to my little new blog! http://t.co/DqznMygbla

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New post! Remember we're now at http://t.co/79Lch4fkNX! http://t.co/F4H1ZkIXd7