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[Degrata @Degrata254]

Naona tufanye a thread of women asking for money and feeling entitled to it?
Leteni screenshots

[Dennis O. 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @IamDennisOtieno]

REPOST AND SHARE WIDELY.

Starting today, I will be sharing threads on:

1. Cost of applying for study in the UK from April 2024 - Later Today (Thursday)

2. Step by step on applying for a school and visa in the UK - Tomorrow (Friday)

3. Step by step on applying for PhD or MRes Scholarships in the UK. - Saturday.

Let’s go!

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

If you can read this correctly, you have successfully exited the Republic of Peace. This is the final call for all passengers to put their crocodile seatbelts on. Welcome to the Republic of Violence.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Yesterday's Senate was pure flames.

Here is Nyeri Senator Wahome Wamatinga picking up from where Lawrence Sifuna left 35 years ago and doing the Lord's work from within.

Halftime at the Gov't Shareholders Stadium along Hatupangwingwi Road: Kongoi FC 4-2 Tugege Wanderers.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

You're waking up to the news that the Kenya Pipeline Company (KPC) has cautioned the Gov't about the growth of Tanzania as an alternative route for petroleum products for landlocked countries who, previously, had been relying on on the pipeline running through Kenya into the East African hinterland for their oil and other related products.

The news comes hot on the heels of a concerning revelation that Rwanda, Burundi, The Democratic Republic of Congo and our relatives in South Sudan have sounded an advance warning that they will join Uganda in considering their oil dealings with Kenya, after some characters in the Council of Economic Advisors at State House Kenya told off the Gov't of Uganda that they can direct their oil through the Port of Dar for all we cared, and we won't lose a thing because this Gov't was chosen by God even if all indicators point to a contrary reality.

In other El Nino related news, it's now emerging that the United Democratic Alliance (UDA) grassroots elections that were scheduled for December were postponed due to lack of interested candidates to apply for the available positions from the polling stations upwards.

According to THE STANDARD today, UDA Party officials who sought anonymity due to the sensitivity of the matter, said in Nyeri County, home of the Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua, only 500 candidates had registered before the November 2nd deadline against the more than 2,800 positions that were up for grabs.

According to UDA officials on the ground in Mt Kenya, they have been finding it difficult convincing residents that your favourite God chosen locust still means well for their interests, after the loss of public trust occasioned by the high cost of living that is currently threatening the life of their businesses, the sustenance of their livelihoods, and their entire community's existence.

If it took Rigathi Gachagua exactly 12 days to blame Uhuru Kenyatta for the lack of policy ideas to turn around the economy of Kenya after their swearing in, calculate the amount of time it will take him to blame Uhuru Kenyatta for the diminishing popularity of the UDA Party in Mt Kenya Region.

Use x = a(y-k)2 +h, where (h,k) denotes the vertex. (20 marks).

[Chris_Bingwa Emporer @MogakaChris]

We're currently experiencing economic colonialism and IMF & World Bank are the colonizers. The whole world sneezes when US economy catches cold... It's about time the global south emancipate itself from the economic colonialism. #KCPE Kaunda Uongoman Nairobi

[Chris_Bingwa Emporer @MogakaChris]

@Aaroncheruiyot Hamuwezi rudisha?? Ama it's illegal to decline the offer?!

[Chris_Bingwa Emporer @MogakaChris]

Zambia's Chakwera & Ruto should've a cup of tea & try to convince each other on foreign travel; after their debate... They should hold a press conference to address the two countries! Kaunda Uongoman #KCPE #Octob

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Concerned by the fact that an ordinary Kenyan of no known means was alleging she had imported diesel worth KES 17B,& that the 2 Cabinet Secretaries were claiming that the diesel belongs to Galana Energies,yet the directors of the said firm were quiet, I decided to do some digging

[Life Pad @The_Life_Pad]

5 Powerful exercises that'll help you get harder erections in 30 days:

(Every man should read this)👇👇👇

[Amb Hon Ababu-Namwamba, EGH🇰🇪 @AbabuNamwamba]

Let’s repost and repost and repost for this incredible Queen of our national flag @FaithKipyegon_

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

The Public Investment Committee on Governance & Education summoned Dr Fred Matiang'i to appear before it to explain why the Gov't of Kenya closed two satellite campuses in Rwanda and Tanzania belonging to two Kenyan public universities, when Dr Matiangi was Minister for Education.

Dr Matiangi wrote back informing them that he had since taken up professional assignments outside the country and since he was no longer the Minister for Education, he had no access to official Gov't records to be of any use to their Committee, adding that all the paperwork regarding their query can be found at the Ministry of Education offices and he needed not to be present to take the committee through them all, unless they were suggesting that the current Minister for Education was not in a position to read and write, and if that was so, then the Committee should say that in low tones because the President might be forced to reshuffle his cabinet again.

But if Dr Matiang'i thought that would be the end of the matter, he had thought wrong.

The Committee wrote back reminding him that there were many ways of appearing before them, and even if he had no access to Gov't records they still wanted to hear from the horse's mouth, head, shoulders, knees and toes.

Upon which Dr Matiang'i replied, "fine, send me a Zoom link and ensure your committee members go through all the documents well in advance because I want Kenyans watching the session to be given value for their time."

That did not happen.

Instead, they timed when Dr Matiangi's time zone was at ungodly hours, sent him a Zoom link, and threatened him with bad things if he didn't wake up to explain in diagrams why he wanted the Minister for Education to look bad in the eyes of the public, only for Dr Matiangi's to tune into the session to find Shies Machogu had also been invited to the meeting without his knowledge.

When asked to say something about the matter at hand, Shies Ezekiel Machogu, in the spirit of being in the Gov't of Honest Men and Prayerful Women, opened his heart and said there was no reason to summon Dr Matiangi to appear when he's the one who had all the documents the Committee needed and he could've helped very easily had they talked to him nicely in advance.

The Committee Chair, having realized that he had scored an own goal and was about to be given the same treatment as Harry Maguire, decided to take turns at confessing that he had missed Dr Matiangi' and he was happy seeing him healthy and in good spirits. He went ahead to apologize for disturbing his sleep and wished him well in all his professional undertakings, and hoped to see him back again in the country soon.

And with that, he bowed his head and asked Dr Matiangi to pray for them.

[Chris_Bingwa Emporer @MogakaChris]

Cpt William Ruto & CS Moses Kuria are speaking the same thing but the delivery of the message is so different... Who would you listen to??
#Al-shaba

[Chris_Bingwa Emporer @MogakaChris]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Chris_Bingwa Emporer @MogakaChris]

@radiomaisha @SuleimanShahbal Suleiman Shahbal will be making losses but still swimming in 💰 💰 💰

[OTWOMA THE BRAND🇰🇪 @Isaac_Otwoma]

As they are busy looking for Baba @RailaOdinga , JAKOM is busy playing 😂😂😂😂

[Chris_Bingwa Emporer @MogakaChris]

@paulinenjoroge Na awache kuvalia Kaunda suit za black...😂😂

[Mzalendo Halisi Foundation @UtuNaUzalendoKE]

Who is this man? 🫢 Amechoka kweli!

[Utat🍁 @_Kapelo]

Season imeishaa lakini Chelsea bado wanafungwa 😂😂
#Tumechoka
#Maandamanowednesday