Mohamed Khaled

[🔑 @k7aNAyaan]

When theres no substance abuse on the weekend hangout

[Barcelona Uruguay. ’s @AngelBarcaUY]

En el 2006 se ve que se daban los mejores polvos de sus vidas en España

[Tony Vegas @tonypayments]

“Yo send me the pic we took last night”

The pic:

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

when you accidentally like their picture from 2021 while stalking their page

[Reven @RevenRV]

Ni el mayor dictador del planeta se libra de tener que ir de tiendas y quedarse pasmado haciendo como que mira cosas mientras su regañona habla con la dependienta.

Duro.

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

“Your annual leave request has been rejected”

[fimlex @fimlex2]

“My ex used to….”

[SL @Steve_Laws_]

When you pull out your phone in London:

[G-Block 🅱️aby @motionsznn]

Trying to get a job without connections

[Retropolis @retropolisart]

me all day

[flaw @madeflawless]

My twitter wife flirted with another man

[𝐊𝖆𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖔 @ShanksThfc]

Girl that cheated on me in HS is now a Single parent

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

When she sends you pics she can't post >>>>>

[alien @alienincrisis]

the worst part about wasting your life is how comfortable it becomes

[Steak F @steaakfriend]

Watching my girl yell at the server because there’s tomatoes on my sandwich and I said no tomatoes

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

this meal prep shit too easy

[zion 𖤐 @gasbabii]

@Akademiks This gotta be the gayest shit I read all year