I hate it when kids make fun of other kids because they don’t know basic hygiene. They learned that from their parents, and can’t really help themselves because it’s simply what they’ve been taught. If a kid is crusty, I make fun of their parents instead.
I was at lunch and a coworker just said
“ Hey Katya, invasive thought, but your head is unusually small. So if I were to take a single swing of a sledgehammer to it, do you think it would explode unlike any other head? Cause it’s so small? “
let me finish my granola bar :/
I can diagnose your child with a genetic disease with cutting-edge equipment in a matter of days from saliva alone.
If you ask me what 6 x 7 is I fucking bluescreen.