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Connor | Old Enough | 18+ | He/Him BCS•BrBa•BNHA•RDR2•Stardew | Occasional dinosaurs and invertebrates | Sometimes I bitch about work |

[🍪TRIPLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE💥💥💥💥💥 @Mojitomoritz]

One with a low IQ would argue that Mr. Krabs would be a crypto bro.
Not me though. I'm not feeble-minded. I understand the nuance of his love for money. It isn't about the value of the dollar, it's about the physical cash itself. It's the smell, the feel, the taste. The intima

[Variety @Variety]

Weird Al Yankovic pulled out of a commercial on which he was making a "nice pile of money" after discovering it was for AI.

“I’m not going to mention any names, but they told me it was for a business. It was business software that would increase productivity. I said, ‘Oh well, yeah, sure, I could do that.’ And then a week before we’re supposed to shoot it, I find out this is AI. And I thought, ‘Oh no, I can’t be the poster boy for AI, forget it.’ So I felt bad about kind of pulling out at the last minute. But yeah, I’m not down with that.”

https://t.co/lSfSBMYbb2

[Schmrgl @Schmrgl]

dont talk to me or my average penis ever again

[CelluloidDream @_CelluloidDream]

Do we think this image is pre or post 9/11

[Thel 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @EPM106]

the concept of the United Nations being better at depicting trans women than your average Level 5 Woke oc artist

[Atlas 💛 @xheldsuspendedx]

homophobic memes are ineffective because they're indistinguishable from what two gay people would send to each other

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[Kelenkenfan32 @euyartoa21]

This is my message to all those “animal lovers”

[The Commune Idiot @prolepilled]

After seeing it non-stop for days I finally unmuted this video and realized what the joke actually is, rather than it being just "haha dog funny"

[🍪TRIPLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE💥💥💥💥💥 @Mojitomoritz]

@HGridley51355 @Pontifex Me when I don't understand fuck or shit so I just post whatever the hell my brain is desperately trying to comprehend

[lauryn @rynwave]

starting a collection

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

bring it on

[jade ★ saw 2004 🩸 @lovesawism]

will this gem finally be adapted?

[Cal @SinclairMonaco]

How it feels telling people that I browsed 4chan in high school but turned out woke

[🍪TRIPLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE💥💥💥💥💥 @Mojitomoritz]

@20sideddiogenes Yeah but that makes it seem like they don't bc it's all of the ones who don't go outside and interact with people anyway who hate on them for no damn reason

[🍪TRIPLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE💥💥💥💥💥 @Mojitomoritz]

@maemaemania @freyrkkuma No one said people aren't weird about dogs but claiming dog hate is unlike anything else is a crazy take when dogs are probably the most acceptable pet to own and if you don't like them you're evil or some shit

[🍪TRIPLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE💥💥💥💥💥 @Mojitomoritz]

Anyway way too many dog owners are the most annoying and entitled and delusional people ever

We don't have to fucking like your dog, stop bringing it into places it doesn't belong

And I like dogs

[🍪TRIPLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE💥💥💥💥💥 @Mojitomoritz]

Also a certain group of people thinking dead cat jokes are peak comedy and everyone just laughs along, that's a pretty basic and well known one

[🍪TRIPLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE💥💥💥💥💥 @Mojitomoritz]

As someone who owns multiple invertabrates

This is such a delusional take lmao

Also there's this whole subculture of baby monkey hate on YouTube??? Or used to be anyway???? that's some unreal psychotic hatred

[Zhenity @bells_tolling]

Theres like entire groups of people with an unreal psychotic hatred for dogs and you literally dont see this with any other animal

[🍪TRIPLE CHUNK CHOCOLATE COOKIE💥💥💥💥💥 @Mojitomoritz]

@zhenyamoder Me and my pet tarantula and roaches kindly disagree