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Mike Tyson Reveals the Time He Caught Brad Pitt With His Wife

Theo Von: Somebody said that Brad Pitt stole a girlfriend of yours one time.

Mike Tyson: No. Me and my wife were going through a divorce, but we were still fucking. Every night we were still fucking, then we fighting in the paper, then we fucking at night.

Theo Von: Okay.

Mike Tyson: One day, I went over her house to fuck and she wasn’t home. Then she’s driving up the road with a BMW I bought her, and she had someone with her. I thought it was some kind of a friend from Head of the Class, but it wasn’t. It was Brad Pitt trying to get some head.

Theo Von: No way!

Mike Tyson: Yeah.

Theo Von: That honky was with her?

Mike Tyson: Yeah!

Theo Von: But you caught him in the driveway?

Mike Tyson: Yeah.

Theo Von: Did you punk him a little?

Mike Tyson: No.

Theo Von: At least if your girl’s going to be with somebody, if it’s Brad Pitt… that’s okay.

Mike Tyson: But he wasn’t Brad Pitt yet.

Theo Von: Oh, he wasn’t Brad Pitt yet?

Mike Tyson: I didn’t know who the fuck he was. He didn’t even have a car.

[Bolaji @Bolajireal1]

Watch the End gonna love it 😍….

[Amukelani Moyani @AmukelaniMoyani]

Crime doesn't pay; we have lost so many DJs and other people because of greed for money from drugs!!

[🦄BarbzRus🇺🇸 @BarbzzRus]

🚨 Jay-Z Should Be in Cell Block One, According to R. Kelly’s Former Cellmate

R. Kelly tried to turn his life around, and somehow that’s when everything came crashing down.

Is R. Kelly’s alleged $1.2 billion catalog Jay-Z’s next target? 👀

Disclaimer: Nothing I post should be taken as fact. Do your own homework and reach your own conclusions. This is all allegedly for entertainment purposes ‼️

#RKelly
#JayZ
#RonnieBo

[.🇳🇴 @Ndiayee0]

Comment vais-je expliquer à mes enfants que Lionel Messi n’a pas remporté le prix Puskás avec ce but ?

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

John Terry: “To be honest, if you’re Morgan Rogers, you’d have probably gone to Arsenal, so the numbers must’ve been pretty big.” 😬🔴

🎥 @SportsUncensrd

[Egal @EGTVEgal]

Looks like Chelsea have found another way to cheat the system. 👀

[PSAFLIVE @PSAFLIVE]

TRENDING: Another picture taken by Chidima herself.

The picture shows a Lagos vehicle registration when Chidimma was around 4-5 years old.

Chidima’s age can be estimated using the clothing and hairstyle (multiple beaded braids/pigtails), which were very popular in the late 1990s to mid-2000s.

Nigeria introduced the modern (US-style) plates nationwide in 1992. A major redesign occurred in 2011, switching the LGA code position and adding more security features (https://t.co/NAvslFCgWX). Plates like this one were actively issued from 1992 until the 2011 changeover.

Chidima could’ve lied about her age. Further evidence proves that she allegedly has a 10-year-old daughter apart from her 3-year-old boy. Her daughter is allegedly under the care of her alleged mother Rungo.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸 🇮🇷 Rubio names the war's real stakes: let Iran toll the strait, and 150 years of global trade rules die with it.

"If we create a precedent where a nation-state can control an international waterway, charge a toll, and blow up your ships if you don't pay, we've created a very dangerous precedent that will repeat itself.

What's at stake is freedom of navigation.

If that's threatened, the global economy is threatened, and the rules that have underpinned 150 years of international trade are threatened.

That cannot be allowed to happen."

This is the administration saying the war's true subject: not the ships, the precedent.

A chokepoint successfully captured and tolled by force teaches every coastal power on Earth, from the South China Sea to the Bosphorus, that the American guarantee is negotiable, and everything priced on that guarantee reprices with it.

Rubio just framed 11 nights of strikes as the defense of the world order itself.

Source: @TabzLIVE / Writer: Daniel

[Messi archive 🇦🇷 @messi_archive10]

Who even started this debate???

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Mamdani BACKS DOWN, Admits He Has No Authority to Arrest Netanyahu After Trump’s Warning

The Communist NYC Mayor just got a reality check: Trump is the President.

Trump said, “Netanyahu will NOT be arrested, in any way, shape or form”

Mamdani was forced to back down, admitting: “We do not have the independent legal authority to enforce this warrant”

Take the L, Commie

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[🌐EL GRAN DESPERTAR🌐 @destapandolose1]

Arabia Saudita publica imágenes de su "Estadio del Cielo", que se construirá para el Mundial de 2034.

El estadio se ubicará a una altitud de 350 metros.

La élite globalista pretende perpetuar el pan y circo romanos para siempre.🎯

[Erin Elizabeth Health Nut News🥜 @unhealthytruth]

I’m glad that ABC is admitting that the toxic chemicals in your sunscreen are dangerous and cause cancer.

Everyone I know who has skin cancer wore them. 😬😭

Do you still put this on your kids?😭🤣🤯

[𝒴𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑜ℳ𝒶𝓃𝕏💛👆 @YELL0MAN]

Former Mamelodi Sundowns players Lovers Mohlala:

“If Kaizer Chiefs were to appear in Madlanga Commission, they would be stripped of the trophies they won in the past”.

#Sundowns #CAFCL #BetwayPrem #OrlandoPirates #KaizerChiefs

[🏴‍☠️👁️ @SharronMcKenna5]

President Trump doesn't mince words, he tells it how it is. How can anyone not like him. 😍

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🇨🇳 Meanwhile in China

Driverless delivery trucks are quickly taking over.

No limits on drivers hours, no salary or insurances for the employee drivers & the data will soon show they are safer.

This is the 4th Industrial Revolution.

[Yusuf Abramjee @Abramjee]

JHB CBD robbery:
Cops walk into a robbery and run…

[Rhapsody @Rhapxodyy]

"Wizkid took Advantage of me. My beef with Wizkid was a disrespect. I'm a public figure and he is as well. We had an affair and he did this thing where he was like "I don't want us to go public, I don't want people to know'', you know,all that kind of stuff."

- Tiwa Savage