Katie

Call me Ishmael

[Katie @MolbyDick]

Overheard in Thailand:

“Got my money belt on, and I’m ready to partyy!”

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Mitch McConnell is a piece of shit.

[J(enna) Wortham @jennydeluxe]

intellectually knowing that something is coming does not prepare you for the devastation in the body when it hits

[Zara Larsson @zaralarsson]

MAKING ABORTIONS ILLEGAL WONT STOP PEOPLE FROM HAVING THEM, IT STOPS THEM FROM HAVING SAFE ONES

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

The dude who cried about beer on TV has made a BIG decision about your life, ladies!

[Katie @MolbyDick]

TIL: when @DoorDash deliveries go wrong you only get refunded the cost of the food. Not included are the ridiculous service fees, nor tip. Wtf.
#TodayIsNotTheDay

[Katie @MolbyDick]

How am I supposed to celebrate independence day when I don’t actually have it? #ThisIsAmerica #RoeVsWade #IMissRBG

[Katie @MolbyDick]

I believe emotions are like demons. If you call them by name, you can exercise them.

[Katie @MolbyDick]

NPR hiring requirement:
unique AF name

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

At least you can’t be forced to get a COVID vaccination while you carry an unwanted pregnancy to term

[Katie @MolbyDick]

I’m gonna come right out and say it, I hate bodysuits. #missmewiththatwedgie

[Katie @MolbyDick]

It’s pretty bad when I don’t even trust @FoxNews to give an accurate groundhogs day ruling.

[Katie @MolbyDick]

What if baby wants to be in the corner… #introvert

[Katie @MolbyDick]

Vitamin D is a helluva party drug.

[Katie @MolbyDick]

All this being-at-home-when-I-don’t-want-to has me nostalgic for a mid-2000s @VH1 documentary.

[Katie @MolbyDick]

I hate when you throw a virtual file into the trash and the bin immediately looks full. ...chill, ok?

[Katie @MolbyDick]

To this day I get angry about #DragonBallZ fights lasting two episodes because of the staring.

[Katie @MolbyDick]

Overheard Midwesterner at lunch: “Coleslaw is a palate cleanser.”
😂

[owen @owentips]

deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous