David Molby

I DJ for @THouseThatJackB and perform comedy.
Check link below for latest sketch.
I also do music as Bad Fiancès.
I like literature, kind people, and crisps.

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My band Weekend Dad are releasing their debut single soon.

Jolly exciting it is.

Ok, thanks TWITTER.

#Shropshiremusic #Shrewsburymusic #WeekendDadband #Unsignedmusic #Parody #Whataday #Mariosfingers

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NEW SKETCH!

@Daily_Sport thanks so much for the inspiration!

#dailysport #sundaysport #comedy #parody #shropshirecomedy

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Can't say I'm her biggest fan, but equally I can't deny she's got good taste.

Thanks to #camilla for giving this lucky Shrewsbury resident a framed photo of our upcoming 'Tour' poster.

The framing is shoddy af.

#camilla #camillainshrewsbury #weekenddad #horsey #shropshiregig

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🎶Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine, and by fine I mean OK, and by OK I mean getting by, and you know what I'm going back in my cage.🎶

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Don't you hate it when your pals just use Twitter (refusing to call it X, silly name) to promote shit?

Yeah me too.

In other news, come see our #Loopfest zine, we've got big things happening babez.

Find it here https://t.co/XS0DSqvUQd

#Loopfest #Shropshiregigs

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Why does this look like the photo one would expect to see in some God-awful self-published novel? Or the literature you'd expect from a really beige cult?

#KeirStarmer #LabourConference

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And Wales is fummmmmmmming...

#Irelandscross #Cheshire #Wales #bloodygooddadjokeistthat

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"David, your word is 'unwarranted'"
Can you use it in a sentence please?
"David, you're 33 and your presence in this high school spelling bee is unwarranted"

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JUST ANNOUNCED:

Kanye/Ye confirms new supergroup to tour as backing band on next year's 'The College/Tory Dropout' Tour.

Hot Dawg!

#Kanyewest #Tories #Jacobreesmog #pritipatel #whatfreshhellisthis
#BorisJohnsonResignation

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@The_Hawk_Tweets I was gonna ask abt this, no idea the Sugababes were playing, I thought the whole shebang was free?

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#RoyalBlood why even agree to the gig then lol? SILLY SAUSAGES

Reminds me of the time I saw Tom Jones at Glasto, said he was going to do a new song, the crowd didn't respond, he took down his kecks, dropped a steamer, then left the stage screaming 'And your Mom.'

#royalblood

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MUSICAL DOINGS #loopfest

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'Well, let me tell you something brother, imma take you to the promised land''

🇮🇱 - Where Hulkmania truly started.

#Moses #hulkhogan #wrestlemania #PromisedLand

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'I'm okay with vouchers, thanks.'

#KingsCoronation #maybankholiday #luxuryitem

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I'm back on Twitter!

And my first tweet is a reply to a Jeremy Cobryn based tweet.

The more things change...

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@Mendelpol Reason this isn't going as intended is because he stood his ground against someone continually asking him to talk when he clearly said 'No interviews.'

Trust me, I'm not a Corbyn cultist.

It's baffling that it's seen any other way.

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@telfordlive It always weirds me out when peeps have profile pics of their kids/pets.

In my head, it's them making the comment.

So many confused, racist dogs in the world, who don't know how to spell, which makes sense...because they're a dog.

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@RealMattKing Have you forgotten the twins again, Hans?

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Whenever I hear people singing to a Ramones/Metallica/Rolling Stones song, I always make a point of confirming their fan credentials by asking them to confirm three of the bands tshirt designs.

Soon find out if they're the real deal.

#gatekeeping #musictshirt #bandtshirt

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'It's just selfies of her wearing a hat at jaunty angles and WhatsApp msgs berating people for eating French cheese...

Holy Shit! Her Excel skills are all over the shop, not a formula in sight!'

#LizTruss #RussianHack #TrussHack