Tatiana Maldonado

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

en realidad me encanta limpiar la casa, pero con tres condiciones:

- empezar cuando quiero
- tomarme el tiempo que necesite
- tengo que estar sola en la casa

[miia @miiagarro]

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[navarro @nvvarroo]

Yo intentando dormir la noche de antes de algo importante

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

having your own apartment after living in a toxic household is so weird. like wdym i can sit peacefully on a couch without being yelled at

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Different salaries should only affect how luxurious your life is, not your food quality or ability to afford rent. If you work 40 hours at any job, your income should be enough to live in the town you work in. Thinking otherwise is an abysmal indicator of your humanity.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

[Mah🍒 Ⓐ⋆˚ ⁷ @mahcherrys]

Se você é um homem que nunca assobiou, estuprou, tocou e/ou assediou uma mulher, você é um homem normal.

Você não é bom, você não é ótimo, você não é perfeito, você não é um cara legal. Você é normal.

Isso é como pessoas normais se comportam, você não merece um parabéns.

[• @yducknow]

When you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty

[Tatiana Maldonado @MoldyNacho2000]

@TheSims Yall I think this is just because its the season finale of euphoria lol

[Maryam @hell_line0]

if a doctor who graduated medical school says you need something, it should be illegal for someone sitting behind an insurance desk with absolutely zero medical training to deny you coverage...

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

Things shutting the fuck up has gotten me:

- a super-secret private life I can’t share online
- perfect skin
- access to aliens
- true love
- endless adventure
- a new network of innovators & scientists
- interest in my movie!!
- my own (benevolent) tech company :))

[老季 @XiaoJi0403]

猪其实是特别特别特别特别爱干净的动物，他们只是被关在猪圈没有条件天天洗澡

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Paying taxes should feel like contributing to a beautiful, shared community garden.

Not like funding a global demonic cult.

[☥ @rosiesrib]

obsessed with ancient egypt bc everyone wore eyeliner and u would be put to death for harming or killing a cat

[Tatiana Maldonado @MoldyNacho2000]

@dulcesite If i have like 3 pieces of MAXIS MATCH cc clutter, i cant save the lot lol

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I’m part of the generation that saw a full set go from $25 to $127😭

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

“kids these days don’t know any real life skills.”

— the same generation of boomers that removed wood shop, auto shop, home economics, and finance classes from schools and replaced them with standardized testing

[ً @prinkasusa]

If a man's testosterone dropped to menopausal levels overnight...He'd be hospitalized. But when a woman loses her progesterone, estrogen, and testosterone, has a sluggish thyroid & insulin resistance? She's told to go vegan, do more cardio & take magnesium. Meanwhile, her metabolism tanks, joints ache, and brain fog sets in. This isn't wellness. It's medical gaslighting.