BurritoSchits

Dad, Veteran, professional, nerd. Self-made thousandaire. Caffeine dependent. Addicted to Trader Joes green chili macaroni and cheese. Easily distrac

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@iilluminaughtii wow it’s incredible that you’re still posting videos. Delete your channel and socials.

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@CoryGrace24 @PGATOUR2K Same

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@elonmusk yo I read that you’re facing accusations of pedophilia. I know this can’t be true will you please disavow pedophiles!

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@YouTube hey wth is this? Normally I don’t mind short ads but I’ve got my hands in the dish water and I can’t hit skip right away. So I’m supposed to listen to this prager f%^*head talk about his dead dog for 10 minutes? You guys trying to speed run normal users into Adblocks

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#TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch

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#TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch

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@horseysurprise My wife says it’s because mercurys in gatorade

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@YMHBlueBan hey Nadav! Have you ever heard of Chris Chan? She is allegedly the most documented person on the internet. Such a treasure trove of wild videos! There’s tons of content about them already but I thought I’d suggest it- keep your jeans tight!

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@Candleberry wtf is this passive aggressive bullsh*t? I was looking for candles and someone suggested you guys. I have never exited a website so fast.

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@Take5CW hey can you guys address the whole “brushes are frozen so the car wash is closed” issue please? Third time this month I couldn’t use what I pay for.

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@SnowJoe I’ve barely used this machine and this hose just blew right out of the socket. How do I get a replacement hose?

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@RyanKavanaugh L.O.L

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@AndersenWindows installed this new Andersen door and handle but the closer isn’t working. It e tends but fails to retract. Who can I talk to about getting a replacement?

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@jakesascension @Dr_Cryptox @h3h3productions Or do you also want a copy of my DD-214, Navy & Marine Corp Achievement Medal, Marine Corp Certificate of Commendation and a photo copy of my ribbons. GFY.

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@jakesascension @Dr_Cryptox @h3h3productions 8 months in Iraq ISO Operation Iraqi Freedom. But this doesn’t meant mean anything to someone who assumes the worst all the the time.

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@dominos we’ve spent 45 minutes on two different devices trying to order pizza online. Your service is broken. You guys must be hemorrhaging money.

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@realamberheard HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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@RpsAgainstTrump Yes

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@DanielDefense Fuck everything about this company