9 bodies were found, our president went on sick leave.
He suddenly reappears a few days later on the golf course wearing purple but your biggest concern is someone else calling him a bitch?
Wendy: So, there’s this new girl on the block. She sings that song. You know the one, *sings* make me sweat.
Cameraman: Tyla.
Wendy: Tyla? Her name is Tyla. Clap if you know her. *crowd claps* Well, apparently Rihanna knows her too…AND she doesn’t like her. *crowd gasps*