Molly

[Nick Murphy @nickmurftweets]

It’s not all men, no. Of course it isn’t. But if a plane was crashing somewhere in the UK every day of the week then wouldn’t we want to maybe talk about what we’re teaching our pilots?

[sydney @demiurgently]

my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably.
your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure.

pathetic.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

is he calling me crazy to gaslight me or is he simply alerting me to a reality? as a crazy person i have to consider both options.

[bug girl @buggirl]

my biggest fear is that i’m actually like 4 months pregnant at any given moment and i have no idea until it’s too late and then i will have no other choice but to push a giant creature out of my vagina. i would rather get my head chopped off i think

[helena ‎ᯓ⋆.𐙚˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚ @glo0mybrat]

me trying to telepathically bite his arm when im not with him

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

if a man tells a joke and it's funny i'll wait until i get home to laugh

[toxic king @toxicking]

I’ll never put my business on social media but im glad y’all do cuz I be bored

[꩜ @laylology]

seeing a boyfriend's handwriting for the first time can be one of the most jarring experiences of a girl's life

[Eric Schwartau @ericschmerick]

what have we become

[777 @bm______01]

Me: I want Starbucks
Me: Anything for u princess

[the same wound flav??? @SayLahVeee]

I cannot imagine having children. There were three days last week i was too lazy to feed myself and i was just cool with it. I’d be in jail.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

The view at night > 😨

(via @visitljubljana) https://t.co/3dh1xCSk5X

[. @lilmiss_jordan]

So a while back, my mom made me and my sisters this list of rules. I forgot I kept it in my car but I needed to see it going into year 32 tomorrow

[the gaffer. @gsbabyyyy]

Me outside right now:

[G @SlimSluggaa]

When your person is sleep but you want attention 🤣😂🤣