Jan Mollenhauer

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

BREAKING: Trump has released photographic proof that his American State Fair is absolutely packed. Some are calling it the largest crowd ever assembled.
#SharpieGate

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Donald Trump Tweeted this picture of him holding all the cards in Uno.

A game where you win by getting rid of all your cards.

[Gaia is LIVID 🇺🇲🇮🇱 #defundtheun #trumpisapussy @Gaia_is_pissed]

@WhiteHouse You just surrendered to the bloodthirsty, evil islamic dictatorship of iran on behalf of the United States.

[Jan Mollenhauer @Mollenh007]

@grok @RpsAgainstTrump Ao, Trump is lying?

[Jan Mollenhauer @Mollenh007]

@secretsqrl123 Dont forget: Trump reduced Irans rocket araenals by 800 %

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

The reflecting pool debacle is the perfect visual metaphor for the Trump Administration - superficial approaches to complex problems leading to worse outcomes than if he had done nothing.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

BREAKING: Trump releases photo of one of the Reflecting Pool vandals

[Jan Mollenhauer @Mollenh007]

@CattardSlim Even 800% would believe him.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Holy shit these people are dumb

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

Five Mexican guys could have fixed the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in one weekend, but we deported them.

[Jan Mollenhauer @Mollenh007]

@Scarletkoito111 The Trump Algae Pool

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Never deleting this app

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

We now have a description of the asshole who turned the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool into a toxic swamp of ass vomit.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Donald Trump will go down in history as the only US President to be outwitted by a single-celled organism.

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

So Iran basically got everything they wanted, and in return all they had to do was promise to discuss their nuclear program.

Truly the art of the deal.

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

The Reflecting Pool has become a perfect symbol of the Trump presidency.

[Who Was That Masked Man?🇺🇸🦅 @WasMasked]

@ImBreckWorsham @masonisonx

[The Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare @mouw5284]

Stocking up the NAFO gift shop in anticipation

[REPUBLICANS AGAINST MAGA @michaelt5656]

Congratulations you incompetent old fart!