Mollie McCormick

burg student

[Mollie McCormick @MollieM2002]

I have eaten a vegan Chicago style hotdog every day this week.

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

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[Mollie McCormick @MollieM2002]

Hmmm my tummy hurts I did nothing to deserve this
*eats flaming hot Cheetos to feel better*

[mitski bot @mitskilyricsbot]

But if I gave up on being pretty, I wouldn't know how to be alive

[Mollie McCormick @MollieM2002]

*5

[Mollie McCormick @MollieM2002]

I’ve eaten 4 Portillos chopped salads this week. No shame.

[Mollie McCormick @MollieM2002]

I’ve eaten 4 Portillos chopped salads this week. No shame.

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

every day is April fools when you’re attracted to men

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

You leaving WHAT out for Santa tonight? Can’t talk, me gotta find hat and fake beard.

[Mollie McCormick @MollieM2002]

Let me get this straight…in Texas, mask mandates are a violation of bodily autonomy, but carrying out a pregnancy against your will even in the case of rape or incest is…not?

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Have you noticed the people who don’t want to help refugees because we “have our own poor” also don’t want to help our own poor?

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

when a pretty girl calls me pretty:

[Mollie McCormick @MollieM2002]

@kevinduffner I argue grape is the most demonic

[Mollie McCormick @MollieM2002]

This driver next to me had a cute evil eye and crystals hanging off of her rear view mirror. She cut me off and I observed the 5+ Trump stickers on her car. I hope she gets pulled over for obstructed vision.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

To those who say we cannot afford to act on climate, I ask you sincerely: what is the alternative?

[Mollie McCormick @MollieM2002]

Just me or do all virgos attract mammas boys?

[Mollie McCormick @MollieM2002]

Let’s both put up pride flags and piss off the neighborhood

[LN @abernothing]

I bet not a single US president could successfully complete the presidential fitness test

[Mollie McCormick @MollieM2002]

@aayiabzami2 When you make fun of and abuse a word with so much hate, you should just apologize. Live with the consequences of your actions.