Mollie Riot

Rage! Rage! Rage!
My resting heart rate is Grilled Cheese.
#ThrillMe

[Mollie Riot @MollieRiot]

What if old Bill & Ted are training young Bill & Ted right now so they can go back and win Battle of the Bands? What if... they undo all the shitty stuff happening in the world. What if @Winter and #KeanuReeves aren't planning a new movie, they're working on a better world?
#Whoa

[Mollie Riot @MollieRiot]

Nick! Thank you so much. That made my heart feel good. I love you too, sweet man!

[Nick Younker @NYounker]

I love you, Mollie! You're important!

[Mollie Riot @MollieRiot]

@NYounker Nick! Thank you so much. That made my heart feel good. I love you too, sweet man!

[Charles Wessner @WessnerCharles]

Norville Schmidtberg has been flung across space in a warp accident
Lost, alone, afraid, and surrounded by aliens, can this poor human keep what's left of his sanity?
read his full story

https://t.co/lC1vtJjoym

[Mollie Riot @MollieRiot]

Why does no one want to be friends with me? Or talk to me? I'm sorry for being so boring. I really am trying to change it. I'm naturally kind, if you need me. I'd love to tell you I love you. I think that feels good.

[Mollie Riot @MollieRiot]

Will someone PLEASE scratch my back?

[Mollie Riot @MollieRiot]

If you don't like grilled cheese, I'm not gonna sleep with you. I don't have time for wrong opinions.

[Mollie Riot @MollieRiot]

@BWScribes Yep. This!

[A N Britton -doing too much and yet, not enough... @BWScribes]

Okay- take your fingers out of your ears and hear this. You know how some parents will yell at their kids for doing something & the kid will be like "I didn't mean to!" and the parent is like "doesn't matter what you meant, look what you DID." Yeah, parents - look what YOU did.

[Kat - MKW Publishing @MKWPublishing]

@NYounker No problem, I'm a sucker for a dark short story, here's one of mine in case you like a bit of creepy 😀

I may even check out substack as just haven't really paid attention to that yet.

https://t.co/hkXGvecjAA

[Nick Younker @NYounker]

I'm so desperate to get readers I went to Facebook to beg IRL friends & family to read the story. I need Substack to publish my shorts, but can't get on the subscription plan until I have enough reads & likes.
Can I buy 7 minutes of yo' time?
*Begging*
https://t.co/mPbwfWai5h

[Mollie Riot @MollieRiot]

@JodieStart Cheeky is how Americans say, "Baby Got Back."

[Nick Younker @NYounker]

The problem is we've known since at least the Zappa days...

[Nick Younker @NYounker]

Rob Zombie touring during rehab or William Wallace after fighting the Brits?

🤘Braveheart World Tour 2021🤘

[Nick Younker @NYounker]

Just sitting here and realized I haven't smoked a cigarette since August 4, 2014.

[Nick Younker @NYounker]

Friday Short Stories in a Tweet
#WritersLift

[Nick Younker @NYounker]

The greatest 44 days of my life!

[Nick Younker @NYounker]

You can never unsee this...

[Nick Younker @NYounker]

Married... With Children

[Nick Younker @NYounker]

As controversial as this may sound, I've never read a bestseller I wanted to read twice, except Fight Club. The best-written novels and collections are mid-to-low range sellers. Those people abuse words with extraordinary skill. Find them! They're worth it.