Milky Biker

sorry I'm late, I was looking at a cool bug

[Milky Biker @MollyBilker]

If you can't handle me at my worst, then, same

[Milky Biker @MollyBilker]

True friendship is when he separates out all of his sour candy for you 🩷

[Milky Biker @MollyBilker]

@oliveegger I have never seen the original post before and I am Suffering (positive)

[Milky Biker @MollyBilker]

@oliveegger I laughed at this without stopping for like 15 minutes. This is the funniest thing I've seen on the internet in years. This is so exactly my sense of humor. I am dead. I have died.

[bird 🐇 @oliveegger]

Wrong

[𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 @raisinchoirgirl]

sucks about my lack of bioluminescence

[dawn @rundry]

i concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

got recommended journaling

[Milky Biker @MollyBilker]

Overheard in the coffee shop:

"We live in strange times. Who am I kidding, they've always been strange"

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

(Using my highly developed powers of pattern recognition) I have made the same mistake again

[gal kilmer @beepupkin]

i can't fucking take this shit anymore i'm enrolling in adult tap classes

[ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ @need_da_cash]

you can put objects anywhere

[pierce @cringe_genius]

You should get rid of your fire extinguisher if you believe Chekhov’s ideas about that stuff

[Kristen @Kica333]

I’m currently doing this challenge called January. Where you just try to make it through every day of January.

[erika @yeeeerika]

sorry, i have plans.

the plans: