Molly Buche

Shortest person on planet.

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I see a kitten, gasping for air.

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I am the basic of the basic.

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Don't worry guys I am back on that twitter grind.

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When I sit down my feet don't touch the ground. #mollysecrets

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Btw this is a parody account.

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I am not short, just compact.

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Being short has an upside, I can sit up in my loft. #shortperks #allyoubejealous

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I went to buy new jeans, but instead bought capris cause they were long enough to be pants. #shortprobs

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I am suing the government due to the sidewalk being too close to my ass. #shortprobs

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@crystal_berg thank you for the warm welcome, I am a newbie. What is #??

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Just was told I can't ride another roller coaster. #tooshort

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Please welcome me to twitter..